A bit council (Vol 3)

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Felters

569 posts

137 months

Tuesday 15th January
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kingston12 said:
SimonTheSailor said:
That’s one of the best I’ve seen yet. He comes back from holiday, manages to have been to the pub TWICE by lunchtime, and then complains that his Income Support payments aren’t going to cover drinking at more expensive pubs!
having just returned from a Holiday in Benalmadena... arguably a council destination but not the cheapest resort in Spain by a long way.

CoolHands

9,115 posts

133 months

Tuesday 15th January
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austinsmirk said:
I meet a lot of full time unemployed people, who don works hi viz tabbards, or works jackets. two theories- it makes them look like they have a job.

secondly the free coat provided by an employer, decades ago, for the one week of work they ever did: is the only coat they own.
Thirdly, also hiding in plain sight while they nick anything that’s not nailed down. See also, Orange lights on top of van

technodup

5,013 posts

68 months

Tuesday 15th January
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"The wean".

I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.

Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.

Barga

9,596 posts

144 months

Tuesday 15th January
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technodup said:
"The wean".

I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.

Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
Glasgow = Council.

Kierkegaard

1,160 posts

36 months

Tuesday 15th January
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OpulentBob said:
Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.
Once the bag is left with clumps, put it in the microwave and there's another coffee made. Even drink it from the bag. Bingo!
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nonsequitur

7,636 posts

54 months

Wednesday 16th January
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Barga said:
technodup said:
"The wean".

I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.

Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
Glasgow = Council.
Taking, or making, a call on public transport. Council (and other social strata), on so many levels.

technodup

5,013 posts

68 months

Wednesday 16th January
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Barga said:
technodup said:
"The wean".

I had the misfortune to take a bus today, and overheard someone at the stop talking repeatedly about getting 'the wean' from school. Then when on the bus the guy behind me took a call and did exactly the same.

Not calling your children by their actual name. Cooncil.
Glasgow = Council.
Most of Glasgow is cooncil as fk but not all. But scheme taxis, especially to the hospital are pure bred cooncil. Having said that these buses now have wifi, USB charging, leather seats and contactless payment, so even cooncil is moving up in the world.

Lugy

661 posts

121 months

Wednesday 16th January
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This must belong here; https://www.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-gran-left-...

Custard reference too.

Saleen836

6,114 posts

147 months

Wednesday 16th January
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Lugy said:
This must belong here; https://www.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-gran-left-...

Custard reference too.
This line....
The mice have even wrecked her new £499 silver, crushed velvet sofa – making watching TV impossible.laugh sums it up for me

I guess if she had accpeted the help offered by the council it would have all been sorted a long time ago, but no chance of a compo face photo in the paper that way!
Guess the next thing she will be trying to claim compo rolleyes


Edited by Saleen836 on Wednesday 16th January 13:07

V8mate

41,675 posts

127 months

Wednesday 16th January
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Lugy said:
This must belong here; https://www.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-gran-left-...

Custard reference too.
Custard Chereme?

I Love Cake

2,315 posts

109 months

Wednesday 16th January
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As if that awful place wasn’t council enough.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/mum-called-police-d...

Bullett

8,809 posts

122 months

Wednesday 16th January
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The names!

That's almost a full house. Just needed a disability mentioning.
Why are they always starting work/training next week?

Thesprucegoose

16,974 posts

133 months

Wednesday 16th January
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I Love Cake said:
As if that awful place wasn’t council enough.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/mum-called-police-d...
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.

JPJPJP

6,664 posts

106 months

Wednesday 16th January
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6.5 years that rodent issue has been going on..... hmmmm

illmonkey

11,545 posts

136 months

Wednesday 16th January
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Thesprucegoose said:
I Love Cake said:
As if that awful place wasn’t council enough.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/mum-called-police-d...
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.
£37 of dominos would probably last 3 people a week too!

Lemming Train

1,865 posts

10 months

Wednesday 16th January
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illmonkey said:
Thesprucegoose said:
I Love Cake said:
As if that awful place wasn’t council enough.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/mum-called-police-d...
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.
£37 of dominos would probably last 3 people a week too!
You're joking right? Have you see their prices? £37 sounds about right for a single 11" thin base margherita! hehe

Rawwr

21,431 posts

172 months

Wednesday 16th January
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Lugy said:
This must belong here; https://www.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-gran-left-...

Custard reference too.
"We had a bag of 24 crisps on the kitchen table..." - council Sunday lunch.

kingston12

2,263 posts

95 months

Wednesday 16th January
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illmonkey said:
Thesprucegoose said:
I Love Cake said:
As if that awful place wasn’t council enough.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/mum-called-police-d...
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.
£37 of dominos would probably last 3 people a week too!
Last time I use Dominos, it was about £25 for a pizza, but if you clicked in the offers section it came down to about half that. I’m guessing that this lady probably didn’t do that, so her £37 might not have gone that far.

illmonkey

11,545 posts

136 months

Wednesday 16th January
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kingston12 said:
illmonkey said:
Thesprucegoose said:
I Love Cake said:
As if that awful place wasn’t council enough.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/mum-called-police-d...
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.
£37 of dominos would probably last 3 people a week too!
Last time I use Dominos, it was about £25 for a pizza, but if you clicked in the offers section it came down to about half that. I’m guessing that this lady probably didn’t do that, so her £37 might not have gone that far.
You can get 5 large pizzas for Just under £40. If being sensible, you'd get 20 portions out of that, so for an adult and 2 kids is 7 days.

kingston12

2,263 posts

95 months

Wednesday 16th January
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illmonkey said:
kingston12 said:
illmonkey said:
Thesprucegoose said:
I Love Cake said:
As if that awful place wasn’t council enough.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/16/mum-called-police-d...
What were they going to eat the next day. Why is it poor people always buy takeaways, 37 quid a lidl would last a week.
£37 of dominos would probably last 3 people a week too!
Last time I use Dominos, it was about £25 for a pizza, but if you clicked in the offers section it came down to about half that. I’m guessing that this lady probably didn’t do that, so her £37 might not have gone that far.
You can get 5 large pizzas for Just under £40. If being sensible, you'd get 20 portions out of that, so for an adult and 2 kids is 7 days.
Indeed, but someone who spends all the money they have on takeaway pizza probably isn’t remotely sensible!