A bit council (Vol 3)
Discussion
wildcat45 said:
Why is the home made of pebble dash planks?
I've never seen this before.
system built housing. If ever you want to design a house that self- damp's itself- this is how to do it.I've never seen this before.
Imagine that, back in 1946 with one gas fire in and steel frame single glazed windows.
not many left looking like this- most have had the cladding removed and been re-bricked.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
motco said:
alorotom said:
Pearl, Skye, Finn, Hunter, Gemma, Zephyr, Lewis, Phoenix and one year old Wolf 
it'll be Gemmaaaaaaa !!!
Fight between the two families at a wedding in Manchester...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-41...
Council.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-41...
Council.
Deerfoot said:
Fight between the two families at a wedding in Manchester...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-41...
Council.
...wedding in Manchester - Councilhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-41...
Council.
...Manchester - Council
Currently enjoying a week in the sun in Tenerife, we are staying up in the hills above Adeje, nice and quiet.
Anyhow yesterday we went down in to playa de las America for a walk. OMG, I have never seen so many overweight tattooed pink English tramps in one place. It's truly embarrassing how most of the British population act while on holiday.
While walking along the sea front I was approached by a young girl trying to entice us in to a restaurant, her selling point was, it's a Toby carvery, eat all you can for £8.00
Anyhow yesterday we went down in to playa de las America for a walk. OMG, I have never seen so many overweight tattooed pink English tramps in one place. It's truly embarrassing how most of the British population act while on holiday.
While walking along the sea front I was approached by a young girl trying to entice us in to a restaurant, her selling point was, it's a Toby carvery, eat all you can for £8.00
Shakermaker said:
Febreze is definitely council, along with Glade, Air Wick, any and all air fresheners and things designed to avoid the need to make your house smell nice by doing something as mundane as washing your self and your clothes...
cant recall saying this on here before but when Febreze was in its initial market push back in 1998/99ish I was on a bus home from college (didnt have my license at the time) and there was a couple of girls sat opposite me at the back of the bus ... they looked filthy, really dirty, in both ways (sadly)it was a friday afternoon and they were chatting about getting ready to go out that night when one exclaims she doesnt need a shower and then proceeds to spray her pits and up her skirt with Febreze ... I was stunned, never seen that before or since
I feel sorry for who ever pulled her that night, you can imagine the scene, she smells living room fresh, ply her with a couple of TVRs, get her back to his place, get her suitably stripped and all to be greeted with not only a rancid smell of disco pussy but no doubt a putrid taste of Febreze - AWESOME
alorotom said:
cant recall saying this on here before but when Febreze was in its initial market push back in 1998/99ish I was on a bus home from college (didnt have my license at the time) and there was a couple of girls sat opposite me at the back of the bus ... they looked filthy, really dirty, in both ways (sadly)
it was a friday afternoon and they were chatting about getting ready to go out that night when one exclaims she doesnt need a shower and then proceeds to spray her pits and up her skirt with Febreze ... I was stunned, never seen that before or since
I feel sorry for who ever pulled her that night, you can imagine the scene, she smells living room fresh, ply her with a couple of TVRs, get her back to his place, get her suitably stripped and all to be greeted with not only a rancid smell of disco pussy but no doubt a putrid taste of Febreze - AWESOME
Proper funny that...it was a friday afternoon and they were chatting about getting ready to go out that night when one exclaims she doesnt need a shower and then proceeds to spray her pits and up her skirt with Febreze ... I was stunned, never seen that before or since
I feel sorry for who ever pulled her that night, you can imagine the scene, she smells living room fresh, ply her with a couple of TVRs, get her back to his place, get her suitably stripped and all to be greeted with not only a rancid smell of disco pussy but no doubt a putrid taste of Febreze - AWESOME
PurpleTurtle said:
Ashamed to say i am from Birmingham with idiots like this.alorotom said:
Shakermaker said:
Febreze is definitely council, along with Glade, Air Wick, any and all air fresheners and things designed to avoid the need to make your house smell nice by doing something as mundane as washing your self and your clothes...
cant recall saying this on here before but when Febreze was in its initial market push back in 1998/99ish I was on a bus home from college (didnt have my license at the time) and there was a couple of girls sat opposite me at the back of the bus ... they looked filthy, really dirty, in both ways (sadly)it was a friday afternoon and they were chatting about getting ready to go out that night when one exclaims she doesnt need a shower and then proceeds to spray her pits and up her skirt with Febreze ... I was stunned, never seen that before or since
I feel sorry for who ever pulled her that night, you can imagine the scene, she smells living room fresh, ply her with a couple of TVRs, get her back to his place, get her suitably stripped and all to be greeted with not only a rancid smell of disco pussy but no doubt a putrid taste of Febreze - AWESOME
I went to a funeral today. Sad, but done well enough at a London crematorium. Noting the common denominator of this site, worth mentioning that all the hearses and family cars were very smart Mercedes, bar none.
But the attendees, my God. 'My' funeral was approaching middle class, although my suit was somewhat unique in being of decent quality, but some of the folk there for other services were proper rough. Imagine a council wedding, without the booze but with just as many fags, high heels, tatoos and pick-up trucks in the car park and you have today's average crem crowd.
Sad, because funeral, and sad because it reminds you how f
king rough most of the British population is.
But the attendees, my God. 'My' funeral was approaching middle class, although my suit was somewhat unique in being of decent quality, but some of the folk there for other services were proper rough. Imagine a council wedding, without the booze but with just as many fags, high heels, tatoos and pick-up trucks in the car park and you have today's average crem crowd.
Sad, because funeral, and sad because it reminds you how f
king rough most of the British population is. 
Just saw a trailer on the TV for a new programme on Thursday - "Bargain loving Brits in Blackpool". Sounds like "council" par excellence, a show which will make Britain On Benefits look like a documentary by Simon Schama.
I watched the earlier Bargain loving Brits in the Sun in disbelief. I suspect these people are too downmarket to be "council".
I watched the earlier Bargain loving Brits in the Sun in disbelief. I suspect these people are too downmarket to be "council".
alorotom said:
cant recall saying this on here before but when Febreze was in its initial market push back in 1998/99ish I was on a bus home from college (didnt have my license at the time) and there was a couple of girls sat opposite me at the back of the bus ... they looked filthy, really dirty, in both ways (sadly)
it was a friday afternoon and they were chatting about getting ready to go out that night when one exclaims she doesnt need a shower and then proceeds to spray her pits and up her skirt with Febreze ... I was stunned, never seen that before or since
I feel sorry for who ever pulled her that night, you can imagine the scene, she smells living room fresh, ply her with a couple of TVRs, get her back to his place, get her suitably stripped and all to be greeted with not only a rancid smell of disco pussy but no doubt a putrid taste of Febreze - AWESOME
Great story. it was a friday afternoon and they were chatting about getting ready to go out that night when one exclaims she doesnt need a shower and then proceeds to spray her pits and up her skirt with Febreze ... I was stunned, never seen that before or since
I feel sorry for who ever pulled her that night, you can imagine the scene, she smells living room fresh, ply her with a couple of TVRs, get her back to his place, get her suitably stripped and all to be greeted with not only a rancid smell of disco pussy but no doubt a putrid taste of Febreze - AWESOME
Not heard the term ‘disco pussy’ for a while. 
hyphen said:
lol fat boy titsalorotom said:
Cretin on facebook said:
Carer / Nanny needed
This job is minimum wage so if money is your main motivation then this job is not for you.
My M.E / fibromyalgia has gotten really bad now. I'm managing to keep working a little by having my lovely clients come to me and they kindly are willing to spread cuts and colours over a couple of days. Lewis is able to leave me and work 3 days a week but some weeks he can end up doing 7 days which he will be doing next week. I genuinely don't know how I'm going to manage.
I had Sedia from church with me for 5 weeks only requesting a donation from us. But she is going back to her home town now as she has a calling to go home.
I need someone to start next week. Even if you can only do one week to help me you would make all the difference until I can fill the position permanently.
The job involves being me. You would arrive at 10 am to help clear breakfast things away and wash them up. Then you would hoover the downstairs. Once a week you would hoover upstairs. You would help either the big or little kids with schoolwork or playing or going out nda about for fun activities. The kids do jobs too. You would then either cook lunch or mind the kids while I do it. You can eat what we have and would be very welcome to join us for our meal. Then you would wash up after lunch and dry up and clear the kitchen so it looks I'll do the laundry and Hunter fills the dryer and empties it but you could help fold the clothes.
Sometimes we go for a picnic and days out. Sedia came to Hollingworth lake with us and the beach at Todmorden. We will pay for lunch out. She also took Pearl out for hot choc and cake. It's a really nice job. It might sound busy but you would be part of our family. I need someone who will just show initiative, not stand around nervously. Someone who will be like family and just merge with us and be a friend
This job is minimum wage so if money is your main motivation then this job is not for you.
My M.E / fibromyalgia has gotten really bad now. I'm managing to keep working a little by having my lovely clients come to me and they kindly are willing to spread cuts and colours over a couple of days. Lewis is able to leave me and work 3 days a week but some weeks he can end up doing 7 days which he will be doing next week. I genuinely don't know how I'm going to manage.
I had Sedia from church with me for 5 weeks only requesting a donation from us. But she is going back to her home town now as she has a calling to go home.
I need someone to start next week. Even if you can only do one week to help me you would make all the difference until I can fill the position permanently.
The job involves being me. You would arrive at 10 am to help clear breakfast things away and wash them up. Then you would hoover the downstairs. Once a week you would hoover upstairs. You would help either the big or little kids with schoolwork or playing or going out nda about for fun activities. The kids do jobs too. You would then either cook lunch or mind the kids while I do it. You can eat what we have and would be very welcome to join us for our meal. Then you would wash up after lunch and dry up and clear the kitchen so it looks I'll do the laundry and Hunter fills the dryer and empties it but you could help fold the clothes.
Sometimes we go for a picnic and days out. Sedia came to Hollingworth lake with us and the beach at Todmorden. We will pay for lunch out. She also took Pearl out for hot choc and cake. It's a really nice job. It might sound busy but you would be part of our family. I need someone who will just show initiative, not stand around nervously. Someone who will be like family and just merge with us and be a friend
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