A bit council (Vol 3)
Discussion
austinsmirk said:
anyway- got a compensation claim in. lady claiming she's fallen off the newly fitted 1st floor, bathroom w.c.
actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.
but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!
god love them all.
I know you're not allowed, but could you please please PLEASE keep us all copied in on the correspondence on that one? I'd love to read your response and the back and forth!actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.
but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!
god love them all.
Type R Tom said:
austinsmirk said:
Finally a worthy lady on this thread. I'd ruin her for ordinary men like you mortals by the time I'd finished with her.
anyway- got a compensation claim in. lady claiming she's fallen off the newly fitted 1st floor, bathroom w.c.
actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.
but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!
god love them all.
Isn't this grounds to turf them out? Fraud is a serious crime. anyway- got a compensation claim in. lady claiming she's fallen off the newly fitted 1st floor, bathroom w.c.
actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.
but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!
god love them all.
SpeckledJim said:
Type R Tom said:
austinsmirk said:
Finally a worthy lady on this thread. I'd ruin her for ordinary men like you mortals by the time I'd finished with her.
anyway- got a compensation claim in. lady claiming she's fallen off the newly fitted 1st floor, bathroom w.c.
actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.
but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!
god love them all.
Isn't this grounds to turf them out? Fraud is a serious crime. anyway- got a compensation claim in. lady claiming she's fallen off the newly fitted 1st floor, bathroom w.c.
actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.
but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!
god love them all.
we'd have no tenants if we chucked out those permanently on the make !!
from day one, they've been setting up a "claim"
following workmen round with mobile phones filming, "covert" cctv filming and so on.
apparently we've also damaged valuable artwork and the TV.
because when yr fitting bathrooms, you're going in the lounge, moving TV's and pictures !
Tnt has also had to go to Egypt for an emergency holiday so she can have a shower.
wants compo for her holiday.
just re-read what I said........... think in the real world- you at home are having a bathroom installed.
mid point- you jet off to Egypt unannounced because that's the only place you can shower.
and demand compo from yr plumber when you get back to pay for it.
I promise you, I've yet to see poverty from those living their lives on the dole. Badly spent cash and poor decisions but goodness me, its a life of riley.
from day one, they've been setting up a "claim"
following workmen round with mobile phones filming, "covert" cctv filming and so on.
apparently we've also damaged valuable artwork and the TV.
because when yr fitting bathrooms, you're going in the lounge, moving TV's and pictures !
Tnt has also had to go to Egypt for an emergency holiday so she can have a shower.
wants compo for her holiday.
just re-read what I said........... think in the real world- you at home are having a bathroom installed.
mid point- you jet off to Egypt unannounced because that's the only place you can shower.
and demand compo from yr plumber when you get back to pay for it.
I promise you, I've yet to see poverty from those living their lives on the dole. Badly spent cash and poor decisions but goodness me, its a life of riley.
austinsmirk said:
we'd have no tenants if we chucked out those permanently on the make !!
from day one, they've been setting up a "claim"
following workmen round with mobile phones filming, "covert" cctv filming and so on.
apparently we've also damaged valuable artwork and the TV.
because when yr fitting bathrooms, you're going in the lounge, moving TV's and pictures !
Tnt has also had to go to Egypt for an emergency holiday so she can have a shower.
wants compo for her holiday.
just re-read what I said........... think in the real world- you at home are having a bathroom installed.
mid point- you jet off to Egypt unannounced because that's the only place you can shower.
and demand compo from yr plumber when you get back to pay for it.
I promise you, I've yet to see poverty from those living their lives on the dole. Badly spent cash and poor decisions but goodness me, its a life of riley.
Do you ever lose your rag with them and ask them in no uncertain terms which planet they think they're on?from day one, they've been setting up a "claim"
following workmen round with mobile phones filming, "covert" cctv filming and so on.
apparently we've also damaged valuable artwork and the TV.
because when yr fitting bathrooms, you're going in the lounge, moving TV's and pictures !
Tnt has also had to go to Egypt for an emergency holiday so she can have a shower.
wants compo for her holiday.
just re-read what I said........... think in the real world- you at home are having a bathroom installed.
mid point- you jet off to Egypt unannounced because that's the only place you can shower.
and demand compo from yr plumber when you get back to pay for it.
I promise you, I've yet to see poverty from those living their lives on the dole. Badly spent cash and poor decisions but goodness me, its a life of riley.
Gary29 said:
berlintaxi said:
GILF 
and she's a feisty one
Washing up by hand. We have developed cheap efficient machines that can deal with 99.9 percent of what we throw at them. They don't even have to be on display. Yet councillists still wash it all by hand. I bet AustinSmirk can corroborate that.
We've developed past sharing tin baths, outside latrines, and riding donkeys to work. Why do people still grab the Fairy and sponge?
We've developed past sharing tin baths, outside latrines, and riding donkeys to work. Why do people still grab the Fairy and sponge?
OpulentBob said:
Washing up by hand. We have developed cheap efficient machines that can deal with 99.9 percent of what we throw at them. They don't even have to be on display. Yet councillists still wash it all by hand. I bet AustinSmirk can corroborate that.
We've developed past sharing tin baths, outside latrines, and riding donkeys to work. Why do people still grab the Fairy and sponge?
Space; or lack of and there is absolutley no need for a dishwasher with only 3 people in the house.We've developed past sharing tin baths, outside latrines, and riding donkeys to work. Why do people still grab the Fairy and sponge?
OpulentBob said:
Well I think it's council and frankly I couldn't give a f
k what you all think. You probably all like Simply Red too.
What make is your dishwasher OB? Any answer other than Miele marks you down as a council arrivistek what you all think. You probably all like Simply Red too. 
I use Spontex brand dishwashing sponges, slightly more expensive I know but quality never comes cheap.jakesmith said:
Why is washing up council. I don’t get it.
I think it’s just for poors
I would say laundrette is a better match but tbh the council houses I have been in have all had brand new 9kg Samsung washing machines taking pride of place in the kitchen next to the telly
Brighthouse really is the fourth emergency service!I think it’s just for poors
I would say laundrette is a better match but tbh the council houses I have been in have all had brand new 9kg Samsung washing machines taking pride of place in the kitchen next to the telly
I've never bothered buying a dishwasher as I live alone and not seen the need.
You'd have to run it everyday with just a couple of items in it as otherwise you would have to wash pots and pans manually anyway to use the next day even if you stash a week's worth of plates and cutlery in the dishwasher. And plates are the easiest things to wash.
You'd have to run it everyday with just a couple of items in it as otherwise you would have to wash pots and pans manually anyway to use the next day even if you stash a week's worth of plates and cutlery in the dishwasher. And plates are the easiest things to wash.
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