A bit council (Vol 3)
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
StanleyT said:
Mind you, did get a BJ from a lady who took her false teeth out for the event in Leigh. Very good technique. Didn't even need a residential stay-over or the morning embarrassment. Not sure where that sits in society however, probably immortalised on IXXXX. Fortunately I hope I'm saved by the almost none existance of the internet at that point in time.....
There's nothing council about BJs from the female lower classes. In general they are less prissy about swallowing, and the lack of self-esteem and personal dignity, plus an overwhelming desire for acceptance, means that they're generally more biddable and with a greater appetite for filth. Apparently. 
>internethighfive<
Starfighter said:
Starfighter said:
captain_cynic said:
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
StanleyT said:
Mind you, did get a BJ from a lady who took her false teeth out for the event in Leigh. Very good technique. Didn't even need a residential stay-over or the morning embarrassment. Not sure where that sits in society however, probably immortalised on IXXXX. Fortunately I hope I'm saved by the almost none existance of the internet at that point in time.....
There's nothing council about BJs from the female lower classes. In general they are less prissy about swallowing, and the lack of self-esteem and personal dignity, plus an overwhelming desire for acceptance, means that they're generally more biddable and with a greater appetite for filth. Apparently. 
98elise said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
StanleyT said:
Mind you, did get a BJ from a lady who took her false teeth out for the event in Leigh. Very good technique. Didn't even need a residential stay-over or the morning embarrassment. Not sure where that sits in society however, probably immortalised on IXXXX. Fortunately I hope I'm saved by the almost none existance of the internet at that point in time.....
There's nothing council about BJs from the female lower classes. In general they are less prissy about swallowing, and the lack of self-esteem and personal dignity, plus an overwhelming desire for acceptance, means that they're generally more biddable and with a greater appetite for filth. Apparently. br d said:
98elise said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
StanleyT said:
Mind you, did get a BJ from a lady who took her false teeth out for the event in Leigh. Very good technique. Didn't even need a residential stay-over or the morning embarrassment. Not sure where that sits in society however, probably immortalised on IXXXX. Fortunately I hope I'm saved by the almost none existance of the internet at that point in time.....
There's nothing council about BJs from the female lower classes. In general they are less prissy about swallowing, and the lack of self-esteem and personal dignity, plus an overwhelming desire for acceptance, means that they're generally more biddable and with a greater appetite for filth. Apparently. I think if that was going on I’d rather not be talked about.
berlintaxi said:
Though as this was my first real "rutting ground" (university having started to become a familiar alternation of six month young love relationships and experimental one offs with equally inexperienced teens / early 20s) and it was an eye opener.
Now back in the late 1980s and early 1990s girls / women in magazines and life were still quite hirsute to the point when drunk you'd end up asking them to fart to give you a clue which hole and "Shaven Havens" was kinky niche monthly journal.
This lady (in my head I have Greta as the name but I'm not sure that is right) was as bald as a coot front and back and I thought that taking the teeth out was all part the fetish scene she was in. Even (copyright subsequently Barryboys) got a ride on her flayed octopus. And there was no need for overnight stays, embarrassment in the morning etc. She knew what she wanted got it, gave back and I was on my way. Next week another guy got picked off in the Mill (?) just down from the bus station.
So I'd venture another "council at this point", asking the man to take you up the wrong'un = council as all the none council ladies I'd ever ended up in that position with always waited to be asked and then a small portion of them (1/3rd?) shyly and begrudgingly acquiesced. Mind I'm probably not the worlds best statistisian or sex trend ologist as I once thought that if I was going to do a PhD it would be on the thesis "are ladies facial lips a visual indicator of the size of their labia major and minor" until it was pointed out to me that childbirth does the most to deform / engorge / enlarge the vertical bacon flaps and not many women give birth out their mouth. Ho-hum, another day, another false faeces.
StanleyT said:
So I'd venture another "council at this point", asking the man to take you up the wrong'un = council as all the none council ladies I'd ever ended up in that position with always waited to be asked and then a small portion of them (1/3rd?) shyly and begrudgingly acquiesced. .
Nah, not council. The bastion of nice middle class girls and God-fearing girls: one up the bum; no harm done.anonymous said:
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Watersie = back of the bustation(ish) towards the Birsgewater canal. If so yep!Your real name isn't Stanley Tonks is it - I stole it from my landlord in Astley when the internet newgroup thang was invented in the mid 1990s as my anonymous avatar to annoy him!
This strangely looks like a younger version of "Greta".
However, 10/10 for smugling peanuts.
2/10 for making me wonder if this is one of those "trans" phenomena we hear about. Looks like their new member and chaps may have been attached in the wrong places. Observe, what appear to be a pair of highly tucked up "clockweights" for some reason 180 degrees out of sink with the phallic member dangling.
What I have just seen, cannot be unseen.
I think thus the offer, is "no thanks love".
However, 10/10 for smugling peanuts.
2/10 for making me wonder if this is one of those "trans" phenomena we hear about. Looks like their new member and chaps may have been attached in the wrong places. Observe, what appear to be a pair of highly tucked up "clockweights" for some reason 180 degrees out of sink with the phallic member dangling.
What I have just seen, cannot be unseen.
I think thus the offer, is "no thanks love".
StanleyT said:
So I'd venture another "council at this point", asking the man to take you up the wrong'un = council as all the none council ladies I'd ever ended up in that position with always waited to be asked and then a small portion of them (1/3rd?) shyly and begrudgingly acquiesced.
Tell that to the virgins on the match.com thread. I mentioned that a recent Tinder acquaintance had, on the first date, asked if I like anal. One particular poster refused to believe me, even in the face of screenshot text evidence.It might be council, but I wasn't complaining on Saturday.
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