A bit council (Vol 3)

[technodup]

Lemming Train said:

Is there a 'things that didn't happen' thread on this site somewhere? One needs starting if not.

So you're following me around now?

As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days. Things have changed. Porn, easy access to Ann Summers and more, 50 Shades of Grey, online dating... it's really not much of a stretch to imagine that with all that available, and often after a st marriage, women might be up for a bit more than your standard missionary. It's funny because the bum fun was only part of it, but if you don't believe some women like that you're definitely not going to believe the rest.

You really need to get out more. Or introduce your Mrs to Pornhub. Or stop calling me a liar when a) you've not got a clue, and b) I've provided evidence most people would be satisfied with.

[PositronicRay]

technodup said:

Lemming Train said:

Is there a 'things that didn't happen' thread on this site somewhere? One needs starting if not.

So you're following me around now?

As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days. Things have changed. Porn, easy access to Ann Summers and more, 50 Shades of Grey, online dating... it's really not much of a stretch to imagine that with all that available, and often after a st marriage, women might be up for a bit more than your standard missionary. It's funny because the bum fun was only part of it, but if you don't believe some women like that you're definitely not going to believe the rest.

You really need to get out more. Or introduce your Mrs to Pornhub. Or stop calling me a liar when a) you've not got a clue, and b) I've provided evidence most people would be satisfied with.

Too defensive, gonna call custard.

[rsbmw]

technodup said:

ell that to the virgins on the match.com thread. I mentioned that a recent Tinder acquaintance had, on the first date, asked if I like anal. One particular poster refused to believe me, even in the face of screenshot text evidence.

It might be council, but I wasn't complaining on Saturday.

Brave of you to take it up the arse on a first date.

[technodup]

PositronicRay said:

Too defensive, gonna call custard.

You're too late. I did post a screenshot of texts but apparently it wasn't sufficient for the resident expert on all things female so I deleted it.

I have no problem with someone calling me out btw. But if you're calling someone out and they provide pretty reasonable evidence (given the nature of the claim!) then you shut up imo.

But hey, this is PH. You're only believed if you spend your time stalking women in supermarkets and generally failing to get anywhere. Or if you've been having the same routine sex with the same woman for 20 years.

[lemmingjames]

rsbmw said:

technodup said:

ell that to the virgins on the match.com thread. I mentioned that a recent Tinder acquaintance had, on the first date, asked if I like anal. One particular poster refused to believe me, even in the face of screenshot text evidence.

It might be council, but I wasn't complaining on Saturday.

Brave of you to take it up the arse on a first date.

You more of a third date kinda guy?

[Lemming Train]

technodup said:

As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days.

I've no idea who "we" is but evidently you have me mixed up with someone else.

[Flibble]

Lemming Train said:

technodup said:

As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days.

I've no idea who "we" is but evidently you have me mixed up with someone else.

Must have been the other Lemming Train.

[jas xjr]

gothatway said:

Council is ...

• Buying a dress like this
• Only wearing it once before putting it up for sale
• Putting it up for sale on Facebook
• Not checking for unfortunate shadows through the gossamer

Are we sure that it is not an upright for that road

[Adenauer]

Meridius said:

Wearing these Adidas sliders out and about. Have literally seen people in the middle of winter, parkas and woolly hats but these sliders and socks on their feet...

Right, I have a bone to pick with you and anybody else that has jumped on this bandwagon in the UK in the past 6 - 12 months.

Why did you say that? Is it any different to saying 'I have seen people'?

Well, is it?

It is so bloody council you should be stting benefit cheques and Lambert & Butler cigarettes should shoot out of your nostrils when you sneeze.

It's become so popular in the UK that it makes me weep.

[Bullett]

Captain Smerc said:

Shame , got nice jugs !

I'd have nice jugs if I'd designed them myself.

[schmunk]

Frank7 said:

ben5575 said:

Having ever heard, let alone used the term 'sliders'.

Having seen sliders on menus all over the Southern part of the U.S.,
and eaten one or two, then hands up, I’m a councilista.

The sliders you're talking about:



The sliders everyone else is talking about:

[technodup]

Flibble said:

Lemming Train said:

technodup said:

As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days.

I've no idea who "we" is but evidently you have me mixed up with someone else.

Must have been the other Lemming Train.

He's presumably now pulling me up on equating 'been with the same person for just over 20 years' with 'married since the pre internet days', but I think anyone reasonable would make the same connection. Just like anyone reasonable would accept screenshot proof of events.

And I thought I was a cynical .

[Lemming Train]

technodup said:

hehe:

He's presumably now pulling me up on equating 'been with the same person for just over 20 years' with 'married since the pre internet days'

Yes, those pre-internet days back when MSN Chat worked over fax machines...

[S11Steve]

Not really a Facebook fail, but definitely council....

[nonsequitur]

jas xjr said:

gothatway said:

Council is ...

• Buying a dress like this
• Only wearing it once before putting it up for sale
• Putting it up for sale on Facebook
• Not checking for unfortunate shadows through the gossamer

Are we sure that it is not an upright for that road

That 'road' is now closed for repairs.

[technodup]

Lemming Train said:

technodup said:

hehe:

He's presumably now pulling me up on equating 'been with the same person for just over 20 years' with 'married since the pre internet days'

Yes, those pre-internet days back when MSN Chat worked over fax machines...

You're a tedious bore. We all know the internet was around ffs, but it was hardly as now. It doesn't make the original point invalid.

I'm bored of you now. By all means keep your eyes closed to whats around you. Mine are wide open and it's fking great.

[andygo]

nonsequitur said:

That 'road' is now closed for repairs.

With a stance like hers, looks more like a motorway!

[kowalski655]

schmunk said:

The sliders you're talking about:



The sliders everyone else is talking about:

I thought of these:

[Frank7]

kowalski655 said:

schmunk said:

The sliders you're talking about:



The sliders everyone else is talking about:

I thought of these:

Bardzo dobrze kowalski, you win by a country mile.

[Swampy1982]

technodup said:

Lemming Train said:

technodup said:

hehe:

He's presumably now pulling me up on equating 'been with the same person for just over 20 years' with 'married since the pre internet days'

Yes, those pre-internet days back when MSN Chat worked over fax machines...

You're a tedious bore. We all know the internet was around ffs, but it was hardly as now. It doesn't make the original point invalid.

I'm bored of you now. By all means keep your eyes closed to whats around you. Mine are wide open and it's fking great.

Passionately bragging about anal - council