A bit council (Vol 3)

[Pericoloso]

Rawwr said:

I think there might be a genuine case to suggest that all stickers are council.

Stickers on...


...bumpers? Council.
...windscreens? Council.
...bonnet? Council.

Yep to all those.


This FIAT doesn't care !

[MartG]

SpeckledJim said:

kowalski655 said:

Designed for a kids room?
Lego less litigious than Disney?

Even the CPS is less litigious than Disney!

[anonymous-user]

For when you just can't be bothered to pick up your own dog crap. Not sure if getting it cleared up is council, but having enough that you need to bring cleaners in to sort out definitely is.

[V8mate]

Grahamdub said:

For when you just can't be bothered to pick up your own dog crap. Not sure if getting it cleared up is council, but having enough that you need to bring cleaners in to sort out definitely is.

You'll have council families telling their kids to st in the garden as, combined with the pets' mess, it'll work out cheaper than them using the loo.

[bobtail4x4]

[slopes]

nonsequitur said:

alorotom said:

sherbertdip said:

When Primark becomes your face book page photo

Buying all those jeans. And none of them will fit.

Peter Kay needs a hair cut.

[Captain Smerc]

bobtail4x4 said:

[rambo19]

bobtail4x4 said:

Thread winner, surely?

[j4ckos mate]

SpeckledJim said:

thetapeworm said:

SpeckledJim said:

kowalski655 said:

Designed for a kids room?
Lego less litigious than Disney?

Even the CPS is less litigious than Disney!

They do offer this though if you want to ensure your visitors have no doubt as to your council credentials and love of Disney...

Send them down.

If you need to have writing on the wall to remind yourself that you love your kids,
Then you need a slap in the face with a bag of wet jockstraps

[mike80]

bobtail4x4 said:

Is that a really badly done X-ray?

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/wom...

[Oakey]

KAgantua said:

alorotom said:

sherbertdip said:

When Primark becomes your face book page photo

You seem to get the same with Chinese tourists at the Oxford St primark too - all very odd imo

Howard Marks has let himself go.

He's looking great for someone that died of cancer though

[nonsequitur]

bobtail4x4 said:

Nice tattoo.

Edited by nonsequitur on Wednesday 27th February 18:21

[Alex_225]

KAgantua said:

alorotom said:

sherbertdip said:

When Primark becomes your face book page photo

You seem to get the same with Chinese tourists at the Oxford St primark too - all very odd imo

Howard Marks has let himself go.

I'd usually agree but considering he died in 2016, I'd say he's done well to 'do a Jesus' and come back from the dead! haha

[Elesmart]

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

[easytiger123]

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

Is this the sequel to The Horse Whisperer?

[nonsequitur]

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

Looks like the manure has been good for the plants though.

[Ari]

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

I sympathise, but the amount of people who 'have CCTV footage and will go to the police unless...' is hilarious.

Our town's 'Spotted' Facebook page (a chav magnet) is alway full of claims of CCTV and threats of where the footage will go unless...

[Alucidnation]

Ari said:

I sympathise, but the amount of people who 'have CCTV footage and will go to the police unless...' is hilarious.

Our town's 'Spotted' Facebook page (a chav magnet) is alway full of claims of CCTV and threats of where the footage will go unless...

Do the threats work?

[The Mad Monk]

Ari said:

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

I sympathise, but the amount of people who 'have CCTV footage and will go to the police unless...' is hilarious.

Our town's 'Spotted' Facebook page (a chav magnet) is alway full of claims of CCTV and threats of where the footage will go unless...

I can't read the bottom half of that message. Woss it say?