Objective view wanted on silly situation

[sc0tt]

SantaBarbara said:

SantaBarbara said:

Call it Bread of Heaven

And sell it to Welsh Rugby fans

Alternatively if you call it Flour of Scotland
You can sell it to

Scots Rugby supporters

Or just call it Gluten free bread and sell it to Hipsters.

[mybrainhurts]

Fifty loaves?

You must have the Mother of all Freezers in La Belle France.

Or do you work with corpses?

[SpeckledJim]

Driller said:

I phone them and we agreed a price per loaf if I buy between 30 and 50 loaves. We agree on a date for production and collection...

Driller said:

I absolutely didn't place an order with the farm shop, I just made an enquiry. I was given no price, no date and made no deposit or other payment to them.

Go on then, what am I missing?

[mybrainhurts]

SpeckledJim said:

Driller said:

I phone them and we agreed a price per loaf if I buy between 30 and 50 loaves. We agree on a date for production and collection...

Driller said:

I absolutely didn't place an order with the farm shop, I just made an enquiry. I was given no price, no date and made no deposit or other payment to them.

Go on then, what am I missing?

Different people. Try reading more slowly.

[SpeckledJim]

mybrainhurts said:

SpeckledJim said:

Driller said:

I phone them and we agreed a price per loaf if I buy between 30 and 50 loaves. We agree on a date for production and collection...

Driller said:

I absolutely didn't place an order with the farm shop, I just made an enquiry. I was given no price, no date and made no deposit or other payment to them.

Go on then, what am I missing?

Different people. Try reading more slowly.

Thank you! Sorry...

[motco]

darker grapefruit said:

Bin most of the loaves, so you are left with 5.
Buy 2 fish.
Works miracles.

Only for the current leader of the Labour party. He walks on water too, you know!

[paul789]

Why ask us? Just use your loaf.

[MDMA .]

paul789 said:

Why ask us? Just use your loaf.

OP, don't rise to the above.

[glenrobbo]

Buy both batches of loaves, slice them and toast them, then flog them on eBay as artisan crafted rustic unsealed roof shingles.


You will make a fortune and my commission is only 20% of the takings.

Good luck OP

[mybrainhurts]

MDMA . said:

paul789 said:

Why ask us? Just use your loaf.

OP, don't rise to the above.

Aye, just ignore the crusty git....

[silverfoxcc]

Crust Almighty

[MrBarry123]

Driller said:

What's more I did a calculation and I can't get 50 loaves in the car anyway because it's full of other stuff.

HAHAHAHAHA!

(actually laughing)

I knew this thread would be worth reading...

[Dan_1981]

RC1807 said:

Yeah, leave 'em to it - they can't prove anything!

Subtle.

[lucido grigio]

Baguette yourself back to France before the yeast hits the fan.

[Spare tyre]

The suspense is the best thing since sliced bread

[Mexman]

How about, just stop wasting other peoples time and money with pretend orders?

[catman]

Mexman said:

How about, just stop wasting other peoples time and money with pretend orders?

How did you come to that conclusion? You did read the op properly?

Tim

[JoeMk1]

Come on guys, these puns are getting stale now

[The Ors]

Just make your own. It's not that difficult and will taste better than most that you can buy.

[Butter Face]

MrBarry123 said:

HAHAHAHAHA!

(actually laughing)

I knew this thread would be worth reading...

That is a beauty ain't it?