Men, Public toilets & loosing all control
Discussion
SeeFive said:
Johnnytheboy said:
So it's 'Santa's Grotto' time in the garden centre.
The demographic is younger and scummier than usual (though with more milf).
However... what is this thing for leaving the toilet full of a lot of loo roll? No poo, just lots of scrunched up loo roll!
Wimmin innit. Nip in for a minor dribble, wrap half a loo roll around their hand and punch themselves in the sponge lightly to absorb the single drip. Repeat many times. Wash mitts, fix eyeliner and lippy and forget to flush.The demographic is younger and scummier than usual (though with more milf).
However... what is this thing for leaving the toilet full of a lot of loo roll? No poo, just lots of scrunched up loo roll!
Or based upon loo roll usage in all the houses I have lived in with up to 4 females at a time, I assume that to be their MO when taking a leak.
But point well made
Johnnytheboy said:
Johnnytheboy said:
I work next to a garden centre in a genteel area of Dorset and use their loos.
The things nice middle class pensioners can do to a toilet are beyond belief.
So it's 'Santa's Grotto' time in the garden centre.The things nice middle class pensioners can do to a toilet are beyond belief.
The demographic is younger and scummier than usual (though with more milf).
However... what is this thing for leaving the toilet full of a lot of loo roll? No poo, just lots of scrunched up loo roll!
The worst toilet I ever used was in France. The previous users had made zero effort in any of the stalls to hit the hole. It was everywhere. Grim.
The second worse were in this country.
I had a job years ago as the supervisor/manager of a bus depot. 3 toilets on site, when I got there it became rapidly apparent the engineers who had their own loo which was kept locked and only they had a key were a bit precious over it. I soon discovered why. The men of which there were only about 12 so it was fairly obvious who were the dirty sods seemed to view the toilet bowl as an inconvenient ornament that got in the way of their toilet acrobatics. There was urine on every flat surface. Walls, floor and ceiling. I can only assume a helicoptering approach was used, possibly unzip and spin around going weeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee before moving to a vertical spin to get the final 2 surfaces. But what genuinely confused me and generated multiple staff notices was how you get faeces on the ceiling. Unless you are performing a hand stand naked and suffer from sudden explosive diarrhea it's hard to understand how that happens.
These weren't foreign driver's not used to British toilet habits, they were white British and mostly fairly normal.......Mostly.
There is only one answer which is there is a certain mentality of people who think it's funny.
The second worse were in this country.
I had a job years ago as the supervisor/manager of a bus depot. 3 toilets on site, when I got there it became rapidly apparent the engineers who had their own loo which was kept locked and only they had a key were a bit precious over it. I soon discovered why. The men of which there were only about 12 so it was fairly obvious who were the dirty sods seemed to view the toilet bowl as an inconvenient ornament that got in the way of their toilet acrobatics. There was urine on every flat surface. Walls, floor and ceiling. I can only assume a helicoptering approach was used, possibly unzip and spin around going weeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee before moving to a vertical spin to get the final 2 surfaces. But what genuinely confused me and generated multiple staff notices was how you get faeces on the ceiling. Unless you are performing a hand stand naked and suffer from sudden explosive diarrhea it's hard to understand how that happens.
These weren't foreign driver's not used to British toilet habits, they were white British and mostly fairly normal.......Mostly.
There is only one answer which is there is a certain mentality of people who think it's funny.
wildoliver said:
The worst toilet I ever used was in France. The previous users had made zero effort in any of the stalls to hit the hole. It was everywhere. Grim.
The second worse were in this country.
I had a job years ago as the supervisor/manager of a bus depot. 3 toilets on site, when I got there it became rapidly apparent the engineers who had their own loo which was kept locked and only they had a key were a bit precious over it. I soon discovered why. The men of which there were only about 12 so it was fairly obvious who were the dirty sods seemed to view the toilet bowl as an inconvenient ornament that got in the way of their toilet acrobatics. There was urine on every flat surface. Walls, floor and ceiling. I can only assume a helicoptering approach was used, possibly unzip and spin around going weeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee before moving to a vertical spin to get the final 2 surfaces. But what genuinely confused me and generated multiple staff notices was how you get faeces on the ceiling. Unless you are performing a hand stand naked and suffer from sudden explosive diarrhea it's hard to understand how that happens.
These weren't foreign driver's not used to British toilet habits, they were white British and mostly fairly normal.......Mostly.
There is only one answer which is there is a certain mentality of people who think it's funny.
Nothing in your anecdote is "normal", anyone doing that should have an electric dog-collar fitted before entering the facilities. Any inappropriate behaviour earns 5000 voltsThe second worse were in this country.
I had a job years ago as the supervisor/manager of a bus depot. 3 toilets on site, when I got there it became rapidly apparent the engineers who had their own loo which was kept locked and only they had a key were a bit precious over it. I soon discovered why. The men of which there were only about 12 so it was fairly obvious who were the dirty sods seemed to view the toilet bowl as an inconvenient ornament that got in the way of their toilet acrobatics. There was urine on every flat surface. Walls, floor and ceiling. I can only assume a helicoptering approach was used, possibly unzip and spin around going weeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee before moving to a vertical spin to get the final 2 surfaces. But what genuinely confused me and generated multiple staff notices was how you get faeces on the ceiling. Unless you are performing a hand stand naked and suffer from sudden explosive diarrhea it's hard to understand how that happens.
These weren't foreign driver's not used to British toilet habits, they were white British and mostly fairly normal.......Mostly.
There is only one answer which is there is a certain mentality of people who think it's funny.
Otispunkmeyer said:
Echos nightclub in Loughborough.... You wouldn't even force a rat to live in those bogs. They were abhorrent and from what my OH described, the ladies was at least twice as bad as the mens!
As a born and bred Loughborough resident I can thankfully say I have never experienced Echos. Never stepped foot in it even once. But if we are discussing night club toilets... Vice Versa was rank. I felt sorry for the guy working in there spraying knock off aftershave at every bloke that walked through.Worst toilets I've experienced is where I work, quarries are a male dominated workforce and the pan is never cold... even now there is a turd welded to the bottom of the pan.
Edited by Jay_87 on Friday 14th December 11:50
ESOG said:
The cleanest public toilets i ever experienced was when i went to Switzerland and was visiting a town square. But i think maybe it was because it cost the equivalent of i suppose .50 cents to gain access to the stall?
Maybe?
Then again i still to this day comment on how pristine Switzerland was. Not one piece or trash anywhere, not even cigarette butts or gum. Cleanest place ive ever been to be honest.
I don't think it's the access charge. It's 30p to access the toilets at Kings Cross and the traps there can be pretty grim.Maybe?
Then again i still to this day comment on how pristine Switzerland was. Not one piece or trash anywhere, not even cigarette butts or gum. Cleanest place ive ever been to be honest.
Edited by ESOG on Thursday 13th December 21:40
The ones at work are pretty bad at the moment, the cleaner is a right lazy bugger, sat in the brew room on her phone, the same splats up the porcelain from yesterday, no soap in the dispensers, she is leaving apparently, hopefully the new one can wield a bog brush. Disgusting going in to someone elses s
t, no sure why the toilet brish is such a complex concept to some, though them sitting in two inches of festering poo water is a bit alarming.
Going to give it a week, see if it improves and then moan like fk.
t, no sure why the toilet brish is such a complex concept to some, though them sitting in two inches of festering poo water is a bit alarming.Going to give it a week, see if it improves and then moan like f
k.paua said:
wildoliver said:
Stuff
Nothing in your anecdote is "normal", anyone doing that should have an electric dog-collar fitted before entering the facilities. Any inappropriate behaviour earns 5000 voltsJ4CKO said:
The ones at work are pretty bad at the moment, the cleaner is a right lazy bugger, sat in the brew room on her phone, the same splats up the porcelain from yesterday, no soap in the dispensers, she is leaving apparently, hopefully the new one can wield a bog brush. Disgusting going in to someone elses st, no sure why the toilet brish is such a complex concept to some, though them sitting in two inches of festering poo water is a bit alarming.
Going to give it a week, see if it improves and then moan like fk.
If there's a bog brush why not tidy up the splats yourself rather than moan the cleaner hasn't ?t, no sure why the toilet brish is such a complex concept to some, though them sitting in two inches of festering poo water is a bit alarming.Going to give it a week, see if it improves and then moan like f
k.matchmaker said:
I was told by one of the guys who worked on the reception in Barlinnie Prison that a common problem they had was with winos who didn't wipe their arses properly after a st. The remaining st dried on to their arse hairs leaving them unable to have another dump.
Some poor bd had to take a pair of scissors to the matted mess to "clear the way", as it were.
Slightly off topic but in the farming world that is part of the job with some livestock - sheep especially.t. The remaining st dried on to their arse hairs leaving them unable to have another dump.Some poor b
d had to take a pair of scissors to the matted mess to "clear the way", as it were.https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/farming/rural-wom...
Zarco said:
Captain Smerc said:
dundarach said:
Council offices, generally okay.
However this make me smile every time I take a widdle
???However this make me smile every time I take a widdle
But yes, makes me chuckle at the dirty pissing buggers
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