One for those over a certain age

[eldar]

33q said:

I remember well the Clark's advert where the girl says 'and mummy says I'm going to be a proper little madam'.

I have searched the web several times for a copy of this but I can find no trace.

Sticking your foot in an X ray machine. And persuading your younger brother to stick his head in it repeatedly...

[johnxjsc1985]

1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown.

[Wacky Racer]

Thankyou4calling said:

For me this is one of the all time great ads and yet in the years since it was released the fella who would not consider an Audi has now become the exact fella who would!

How tines have changed and car demographics.

https://youtu.be/7qI4no2xDco

My favourite car advert of all time.

Classic.

[mybrainhurts]

eldar said:

Sticking your foot in an X ray machine. And persuading your younger brother to stick his head in it repeatedly...

.....You beastly rotter. Did said brother grow up glowing green?

[Thankyou4calling]

Wacky Racer said:

My favourite car advert of all time.

Classic.

Every camera shot, every scene, every word and mannerism is absolutely superb.

Compare that to the rubbish we get now.

[davhill]

mybrainhurts said:

A million housewives every day...

Pick up a can of beans and say...

Beanz meanz fartz.





Or something....

Haricots of fire.

[davhill]

julianm said:

I told `em Oldham
(Car batteries)

Grace, Pace & Space ( Jaguar - which is still pretty good I think!)

Fresh as the moment when the pod went pop! (Birds Eye?)

You`ll wonder where the yellow went ...

Understains.... (not related to the above).

You`ll wonder where the yellow went ...when you brush your teeth with wet cement. No, just what we kids used to sing...
Bit like 'Wrigleys spearmint gum, gum, gum ...stick it up your...

'It looks good, taste good and by golly, it does you good'. Mackeson, I think.

'Give me something, give me something, give me something, give me wheat.
Give me good things to e-e-e-eat, Kellogg's Courty Store'. Sung by Steeleye's Maddie Prior.

'Watch out, watch out, watch out watch out, there's a Humphrey about.' Unigate milk.

Patrick MacNee and Diana Rigg flogging the Hillman Avenger.

just some random ones from when both neurons connected.

[harrycovert]

"Put a tiger in your tank"
Tail sticking out of filler cap?

[primary colours]

Reginald Molehusband.

Still use it when I see someone struggling to fit their car into a space the size of an aircraft hanger.

[spikeyhead]

Wacky Racer said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

Who can do the "shake and Vac"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q8inM0gKVo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOlk_3kyY9g

[julianm]

The car you always promised yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCXiv1cVdg

[jet_noise]

The pint that thinks it's a quart.

Not a slipper a kipper.

Liquid engineering.

[AdeTuono]

He's got big ears anyway.

(Not Noddy...)

[andy_s]

"You hum it son, and I'll play it..."

Charlie says....

"Oh, he's decided to have a swim Petunia"

[anonymous-user]

Chewier than Barrow-in-Furness bus depot!

[juice]

They peel them with their Metal knives
Boil them for 20 of their minutes
Then they Smash them all to bits

[Wacky Racer]

Original Austin Metro TV ad.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4-8LgXjQbc

[johnxjsc1985]

anyone remember paraffin heaters?.
bum bum bum bum Esso Blue.

[DWS]

A finger of fudge is all you need to give your kids a treat.

[carrottop]

Roses grow on you