PH Secret Santa 2017 - The Santae Awakens

[Sa Calobra]

Messages but I'm an odd number so unless someone else steps in to pair up itll be a no goer

[Henners]

Sa Calobra said:

Messages but I'm an odd number so unless someone else steps in to pair up itll be a no goer

I don't think we need an even number!

[filski666]

Victim assigned... Now then...the 13" or the 15" rubber fist...?

[alorotom]

filski666 said:

Victim assigned... Now then...the 13" or the 15" rubber fist...?

Bigger ... always bigger lol

[Henners]

I actually have a victim who posts stuff!!

[geeks]

Right,

Most of you should now have your victims, there are a few yet to get theirs yet so mind what you post!

Apologies for the delay, I ended up far busier than expected work, birthday, racing and this all too much to juggle!

Anyway, if it helps, we won our class at Race of Remembrance so thats good

Ta

geeks

[andburg]

Stalking is in progress, I have already discovered many things!

My victim has a name and lives in a house, on a road.

I should do this professionally!!

[troc]

Wait. I have a name! I live in a house! On a road!

But so does my victim.

Am I my victim?

I should get myself a present just in case.

[vixen1700]

Geeks, I've emailed you as I've landed up with the same person I had last year so if possible could a change be organised....?

Sorry to be a pain.

[Master Bean]

I have found a 7 inch anal prober for under a tenner. Job done.

[shirt]

Henners said:

I actually have a victim who posts stuff!!

lucky you are!

i do wonder why people who rarely post choose to sign up to SS. its completely bizarre.

[troc]

shirt said:

lucky you are!

i do wonder why people who rarely post choose to sign up to SS. its completely bizarre.

Makes the stalking all the more real as you have to follow them around in a raincoat for weeks, bug their houses, compromise their family and kidnap their pets.

Or is that just me?

[Lazadude]

I'm still awaiting an email/victim

[shirt]

troc said:

shirt said:

lucky you are!

i do wonder why people who rarely post choose to sign up to SS. its completely bizarre.

Makes the stalking all the more real as you have to follow them around in a raincoat for weeks, bug their houses, compromise their family and kidnap their pets.

Or is that just me?

i think i've found them. hard as they seem to have a very small digital footprint. i think i've posted more this month than they have in their entire time on here.

hi to my SS by the way! i realise i didn't put any likes or dislikes but i doubt its hard to find that via my post history. did i mention you're looking good today SS? have you lost weight?

[BenLowden]

geeks said:

Anyway, if it helps, we won our class at Race of Remembrance so thats good

Congrats! If you're my SS, can you take me racing next year please? Can't be worth much more than a tenner surely...

[Steve Evil]

I've realised that I'm guilty of signing up, when my posting rate hasn't exactly been prolific of late. Hello to my unfortunate SS, signed up as I used to work with Geeks and my brother had fun doing this last year. My victim looks to be quite active, so narrowing down my gift might be the hardest thing.

[oldbanger]

Sa Calobra said:

Is it too late to join?

The PH secret santa cycle multi tool I got years ago is still in use today and it's saved my arse numerous times.

I still use the Toyota thermal mug I got a few years ago, every day. It’s pretty bartered but has outlasted everything else. Plus it fits the car cup holder perfectly.

[Jack Mansfield]

Have my victim! Dropped you a quick email though geeks if you wouldn't mind having a butchers

[pembo]

I've also not posted much lately, new job and a 2nd child 4 weeks ago has restricted my time online quite a bit.
Sorry ss but with a bit of looking about you should be able to find more about me.... or my uncle who has the same name but lives in Southampton.

[morgs_]

troc said:

shirt said:

lucky you are!

i do wonder why people who rarely post choose to sign up to SS. its completely bizarre.

Makes the stalking all the more real as you have to follow them around in a raincoat for weeks, bug their houses, compromise their family and kidnap their pets.

Or is that just me?

I'm one of those guilty of not posting much, but have done the PHSS every year. I must be really bizarre In fairness though, I've always received good gifts and one year a German dwelling PHer went above and beyond.

I've also had both prolific posters and people who post even less than me as victims, but enjoy both challenges. I draw the line at petknapping though, unlike troc!

That said, I will do my best to try and make a few more posts over the next couple of weeks.