PH Secret Santa 2017 - The Santae Awakens

[Richie C]

One gift purchased. Quite a lot to go on this year.

[axgizmo]

Steve Evil said:

Master Bean said:

^ I only use one piece of PH paper to show the victim it's the PH SS gift. The rest is Tesco Value wrapping paper.

Might have made yourself easier to identify there for your victim.

I have done the same in the past

[eltax91]

nigelpugh7 said:

eltax91 said:

I notice you are midlands based. Me too. I also travel the country for work, so PM me your victims rough area and if I’m in the region before Xmas, I’ll hand deliver it

Thanks, that’s a very kind offer!

Will ping you on private message, to see if it’s not too hard to arrange.

Thanks again.

Cool. I will watch out for a message. Nothing yet

[nigelpugh7]

eltax91 said:

Cool. I will watch out for a message. Nothing yet

Sorry was stuck in outbox should be good now!

[wildoliver]

I'm quite chuffed with my victim tbh. I've pretty much selected all the gifts which due to having loads to go on have been moderately simple.

[vixen1700]

Well behaved with this year's gift.

[Henners]

My victim is getting a selection of smaller gifts this year

Given what he / she / they /x post, that tactic seems best

ETA:

[oldbanger]

Henners said:

My victim is getting a selection of smaller gifts this year

Given what he / she / they /x post, that tactic seems best

ETA:

[OzzyR1]

Amazingly my PH SS gift arrived yesterday! Thank you extremely efficient Santa, whoever you are!!

Waiting on one thing before I can send my own gift but it might not be here for a week I reckon...

[morgs_]

Taxidermy is surprisingly expensive.

[Glade]

I just had to explain the concept of sending taxidermy to random person from the internet.

It seems like PHSS has altered my perception of normality, hiding by her reaction.

[stupidbutkeen]

prezzy ordered took a while this year had to be sure to be sure

[Henners]

I think I may have gotten carried away...

[giblet]

Gifts ordered. Shipping cost almost as much as the gifts. Just hope they get here in time. Don’t want to have a last minute trek to go deliver them by hand!

[vixen1700]

Glade said:

I just had to explain the concept of sending taxidermy to random person from the internet.

'Explain the concept'.

[geeks]

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

morgs_ what size feet do you have?

HO HO HO!

[geeks]

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Can you please ask toptrumps2 what size clothing he wears. Also can he choose 3 of the following geek subtypes he most commonly identifies with:

https://gizmodo.com/5437389/socially-acceptable-ge...

HO HO HO!

[geeks]

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Dear Reggie82
Can you please send me (via geeks) a recent hi-res photograph of your own face. You mustn’t delay. Time is off the essence.
Love your SS xxx

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troc:

Is there any mtb stuff you need? Lube, bottles, chain, mudguards, inner tube, gels, pump, gimp mask?

Also any lego models you would like?

Are you a fan of colouring in?

HO HO HO!

[troc]

geeks said:

HO HO HO!

troc:

Is there any mtb stuff you need? Lube, bottles, chain, mudguards, inner tube, gels, pump, gimp mask?

Also any lego models you would like?

Are you a fan of colouring in?

HO HO HO!

One can always use more lube. Also for bicycles. Mudguards are for wimps, although those moto-style front ones that everyone else seems to have are kinda cool. I'm ok for chains, bottles and gimp masks though. Gels are useful

I'm introducing my son to lego trains so I'm sure some track or other lego train stuff would go down a treat!

I do like colouring in. I also like puzzles, or I thought I did until I got a 5000 piece one last Christmas which I'm currently 1/10 of the way through.

[morgs_]

geeks said:

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

morgs_ what size feet do you have?

HO HO HO!

Size 16, like all powerfully built directors. Obviously.


Okay, maybe an 8 really...