PH Secret Santa 2017 - The Santae Awakens

[morgs_]

Benni said:

morgs_ said:

..............and one year a German dwelling PHer went above and beyond................

Ahah! So it was you. I thought I had worked all of them out but clearly not! Still love the book and in fact, going to my first 24h LeMans next year. Thanks very much again

[Benni]

Glad you liked my presents, that´s what it´s all about, I bet you thought it came from the Ring region.

This year, I still am waiting for "stuff", it´s hard to get decent accessories since Lavetra was taken over by Amor,

but a search for vintage, almost steam-powered victorian drawer contents could be successful.

I am easy to please, though, just drop a supercharger for an Anima 190 4V in my digital sock.

[geeks]

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Master Bean, what size T shirt would you wear, also if a lycra cycle romper suit were to be purchased do they come up a little small?

HO HO HO!

[Master Bean]

I take a large or XL T-Shirt. I'm tall but not fat so it's a challenge to find one that's long enough by not too baggy. Lycra clothing always comes up small so again a large should do. The ladies love a man in tight lycra.

[reggie82]

geeks said:

Santae said:

Reggie82
Been double fisting lately? sorted for the tools of the trade?

That was impressive stalking, although I nurse the tools of the trade, they still need replacing fairly regularly!

[reggie82]

geeks said:

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Dear Reggie82
Can you please send me (via geeks) a recent hi-res photograph of your own face. You mustn’t delay. Time is off the essence.
Love your SS xxx

HO HO HO!

Will send one tonight xxx

[filski666]

my "mark" was very hard to stalk this year....might have found one little nugget amongst all the un-useful non-personal stuff they post - ordered, along with something else, which I later got an email saying delivery expected January 2018...!! buggeration...

[wildoliver]

I've already got one of my victims presents. By the end of this week I should have them all ready to go.

[Butter Face]

Presents all bought and paid for!

[geeks]

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Brum_Brum, Santa dressed as Parcelforce should be delivering tomorrow, 40cm-35cm-30cm Black Box (Not Ticking!)

HO HO HO!

[Benni]

Got a delivery today, and complained, not enough inches.

[geeks]

geeks said:

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Brum_Brum, Sorry I forgot to add box not to be opened before the Big day, love your SS xx

HO HO HO!

[Brum_Brum]

geeks said:

Oooh exciting,.. maybe

[sideways sid]

Was really pleased to have found something that my SS would have made good use of, but the overseas seller just emailed to say they are not permitted to send it and have refunded the order.

Further stalking now required...

[Benni]

sideways sid said:

Was really pleased to have found something that my SS would have made good use of, but the overseas seller just emailed to say they are not permitted to send it and have refunded the order.

Further stalking now required...

Oh sheet, I would have loved that Buntline Special

[andburg]

I've been so busy that after my initial stalking I've not been able to leave, I'm posting from my victims old coal store!

[Henners]

Should I feel bad for putting more planning into my victims gift(s) than I have those for my wife?..

[geeks]

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

JoshLeb

Message:
Your gift is winging its way to you as you read this. It is not, I repeat NOT wrapped so please don't open the outer packaging it is delivered in.

Oh, if it's ticking when it arrives, then all is well with the world. If it stops ticking however...

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2gins are you happy to give the 1st names of your kids and they will receive a personalised letter from Santa (will be sent separate from your phss gift) obv only if he is happy to do so etc etc

HO HO HO!

[Brum_Brum]

geeks said:

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Brum_Brum, Santa dressed as Parcelforce should be delivering tomorrow, 40cm-35cm-30cm Black Box (Not Ticking!)

HO HO HO!

Nothing yet SS....maybe just the usual parcel farce service though

[Brum_Brum]

Brum_Brum said:

geeks said:

HO HO HO!

The Santae said:

Brum_Brum, Santa dressed as Parcelforce should be delivering tomorrow, 40cm-35cm-30cm Black Box (Not Ticking!)

HO HO HO!

Nothing yet SS....maybe just the usual parcel farce service though

Well that was different for a Sunday morning, a phone call from my SS explaining that he might have put the wrong number on the package and a visit to said (very odd) neighbour trying to explain that I was Mr Brum_Brum

Thanks again Tony