PH Secret Santa 2017 - The Santae Awakens
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HO HO HO! The Santae said:
Can you please ask toptrumps2 what size clothing he wears. Also can he choose 3 of the following geek subtypes he most commonly identifies with:
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HO HO HO! HO HO HO! The Santae said:
Dear Reggie82
Can you please send me (via geeks) a recent hi-res photograph of your own face. You mustn’t delay. Time is off the essence.
Love your SS xxx
troc:
Is there any mtb stuff you need? Lube, bottles, chain, mudguards, inner tube, gels, pump, gimp mask?
Also any lego models you would like?
Are you a fan of colouring in?
Can you please send me (via geeks) a recent hi-res photograph of your own face. You mustn’t delay. Time is off the essence.
Love your SS xxx
troc:
Is there any mtb stuff you need? Lube, bottles, chain, mudguards, inner tube, gels, pump, gimp mask?
Also any lego models you would like?
Are you a fan of colouring in?
HO HO HO! HO HO HO! The Santae said:
JoshLeb
Message:
Your gift is winging its way to you as you read this. It is not, I repeat NOT wrapped so please don't open the outer packaging it is delivered in.
Oh, if it's ticking when it arrives, then all is well with the world. If it stops ticking however...
2gins are you happy to give the 1st names of your kids and they will receive a personalised letter from Santa (will be sent separate from your phss gift) obv only if he is happy to do so etc etc
Message:
Your gift is winging its way to you as you read this. It is not, I repeat NOT wrapped so please don't open the outer packaging it is delivered in.
Oh, if it's ticking when it arrives, then all is well with the world. If it stops ticking however...
2gins are you happy to give the 1st names of your kids and they will receive a personalised letter from Santa (will be sent separate from your phss gift) obv only if he is happy to do so etc etc
HO HO HO! HO HO HO! The Santae said:
GibletYour gifts have been collected today by the My Hermes man, keep an eye out for him over the coming days. Presents are wrapped inside the parcel; on the day, open the big one(!) first.
Morgs_ Your package is on its way...should be with you in 2-3 days
Jack Mansfield Santa has his gifts already. The elves have worked well on making the extra large chilli fist. If Santa fancied a road trip, would Santa be correct in assuming one works a 9-5 at HQ in Twickenham?
Xaero your present is en route. Do NOT open it at all, unless it’s leaking, I hope it doesn’t leak. Otherwise don’t open it until Christmas Day. Unless it’s ticking. If it stops again though it’s fine. So yeah don’t open it until the day.
Morgs_ Your package is on its way...should be with you in 2-3 days
Jack Mansfield Santa has his gifts already. The elves have worked well on making the extra large chilli fist. If Santa fancied a road trip, would Santa be correct in assuming one works a 9-5 at HQ in Twickenham?
Xaero your present is en route. Do NOT open it at all, unless it’s leaking, I hope it doesn’t leak. Otherwise don’t open it until Christmas Day. Unless it’s ticking. If it stops again though it’s fine. So yeah don’t open it until the day.
HO HO HO! BenLowden said:
I'm feeling very confused right now. My PHSS package has turned up at the office (thanks Santa!) but the return address on it, is my home address.
I didn't give Geeks my home address, and I'm pretty sure no one in the office knows it, as I've only been there two months. Either this is some sort of inside job, or some incredibly good stalking! Maybe all will be revealed on Christmas Day...
You have mail! Your SS asked me to pass a message on for you privately as it shows how they found it I didn't give Geeks my home address, and I'm pretty sure no one in the office knows it, as I've only been there two months. Either this is some sort of inside job, or some incredibly good stalking! Maybe all will be revealed on Christmas Day...
HO HO HO! The Santae said:
Toptrumps2
Attack elves have been released as your Santa has noticed that you have only posted once in six weeks and that was not to answer the question posed on this very thread!
Pistonheads Motherf***er! Do you read it!?
NB: Given its highly likely that your gift will not arrive until after Xmas anyway, the Elves have been instructed to maim only
Attack elves have been released as your Santa has noticed that you have only posted once in six weeks and that was not to answer the question posed on this very thread!
Pistonheads Motherf***er! Do you read it!?
NB: Given its highly likely that your gift will not arrive until after Xmas anyway, the Elves have been instructed to maim only
HO HO HO! HO HO HO! The Santae said:
Jack Mansfield
Jack, the Xmas gods have aligned and Santa, despite being from 'oop North is working down south today/ tonight. Also, Mrs Santa has a broken vehicle, so Santa is in the 996 and fancies a hoon in the mid morning (Friday).
So, Santa will hand deliver your gifts tomorrow. Amy chance you will be in residence at PH towers? If not, is there someone to hand it to at reception or something?
Jack, the Xmas gods have aligned and Santa, despite being from 'oop North is working down south today/ tonight. Also, Mrs Santa has a broken vehicle, so Santa is in the 996 and fancies a hoon in the mid morning (Friday).
So, Santa will hand deliver your gifts tomorrow. Amy chance you will be in residence at PH towers? If not, is there someone to hand it to at reception or something?
HO HO HO! HO HO HO! The Santae said:
Jack Mansfield
Sorry Jack, Santa didn’t get your message regarding the actual Office location until after he had emptied his sack. Santa left your black dildo with reception and made it 100% clear what it was.
They did look at Santa pretty strangely when he took this picture, but Even Santa’s sleigh grabs the attention of the local parking nazi so he had to leg it
Sorry Jack, Santa didn’t get your message regarding the actual Office location until after he had emptied his sack. Santa left your black dildo with reception and made it 100% clear what it was.
They did look at Santa pretty strangely when he took this picture, but Even Santa’s sleigh grabs the attention of the local parking nazi so he had to leg it
HO HO HO! geeks said:
HO HO HO! The Santae said:
My secret santa (oldbanger) has apparently received my parcel, even though I wrote on it phss do not open till Xmas I'm not sure she's seen it. I'm also a bit concerned it's changed shape during transit! Luckily nothing in it is fragile so should be ok.
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Oi, Joshleb. Have you got it yet? If so, where's the photo of the present? Have you had a visit from your local constabulary yet?
Filski666 know that his gifts are in the post and he's safe unwrapping the outer carton, apologies in advance for the awful wrapping job..
Tapeworm
Your present was handed over to RM this morning, it is coming via ParcelFarce and for some reason costing a billion pounds in postage. The counter-wench asked the usual question of what’s in it - I then got a lecture how I shouldn’t expect it to arrive undamaged. She’s a t
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I have packed it pretty securely… Maybe even to Army standards...
Should be with you Wednesday if all does to plan.
shirt you have PM
Oi, Joshleb. Have you got it yet? If so, where's the photo of the present? Have you had a visit from your local constabulary yet?
Filski666 know that his gifts are in the post and he's safe unwrapping the outer carton, apologies in advance for the awful wrapping job..
Tapeworm
Your present was handed over to RM this morning, it is coming via ParcelFarce and for some reason costing a billion pounds in postage. The counter-wench asked the usual question of what’s in it - I then got a lecture how I shouldn’t expect it to arrive undamaged. She’s a t
t.I have packed it pretty securely… Maybe even to Army standards...
Should be with you Wednesday if all does to plan.
HO HO HO! HO HO HO! The Santae said:
LosingGrip/Ki3r Santa has been very busy and thus your gift has been outsourced to the Amazon Elves. It has been dispatched and should arrive tomorrow. It should be gift wrapped inside the Amazon Box along with a message for you, merry Christmas and happy fisting!
HO HO HO! Lots of sent messages but not much in way or receipt, pics or Wiki updating, come on PHSS'ers, get on it 
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