Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[motco]

nonsequitur said:

motco said:

MartG said:

Bill Lear was a great innovator - his inventions included the 8-track tape and the Lear Jet.

He also had a whimsical sense of humour, naming one of his daughters ‘Shanda’ (Shanda Lear!).

There's a bloke in Aylesbury called Everard Dick and he has a sister called Ophelia... As far as I know the only invention he has to his name is his story to the magistrate!

The punishment was a bit hard. Maybe he should appeal for a softer one.

• groan*

[havoc]

motco said:

nonsequitur said:

motco said:

MartG said:

Bill Lear was a great innovator - his inventions included the 8-track tape and the Lear Jet.

He also had a whimsical sense of humour, naming one of his daughters ‘Shanda’ (Shanda Lear!).

There's a bloke in Aylesbury called Everard Dick and he has a sister called Ophelia... As far as I know the only invention he has to his name is his story to the magistrate!

The punishment was a bit hard. Maybe he should appeal for a softer one.

• groan*

Looks like he got stiffed. But he was told it'd never stand up in court, so he's only got himself to blame...cock.

[RJG46]

Contestant with the name KLINTWORTH currently on University Challenge.

[paua]

havoc said:

motco said:

nonsequitur said:

motco said:

MartG said:

Bill Lear was a great innovator - his inventions included the 8-track tape and the Lear Jet.

He also had a whimsical sense of humour, naming one of his daughters ‘Shanda’ (Shanda Lear!).

There's a bloke in Aylesbury called Everard Dick and he has a sister called Ophelia... As far as I know the only invention he has to his name is his story to the magistrate!

The punishment was a bit hard. Maybe he should appeal for a softer one.

• groan*

Looks like he got stiffed. But he was told it'd never stand up in court, so he's only got himself to blame...cock.

Should not have eaten that fly, on holiday in Spain.

[motco]

[glenrobbo]

"The case of Everard Dick coming before the court"...

[motco]

glenrobbo said:

"The case of Everard Dick coming before the court"...

I reckon he'll come unscrewed...

[RJG46]

We've had Adolf Patatas, just had a woman called Aviva Braun on C4 News.

[alorotom]

From a thread on Manhole drain covers in HGDIY

Rosscow said:

You want a tin of manhole sealing grease

[MartG]

alorotom said:

From a thread on Manhole drain covers in HGDIY

Rosscow said:

You want a tin of manhole sealing grease

[juice]

[motco]

A prostitute is a professional drawer person! As in 'up and down like a we's drawers'

[Ultra Sound Guy]

I was working in Bangkok last week. We visited a restaurant called 'Cabbages & Condoms'. Here are a few highlights:-


I asked the obvious question and was assured that they were all definitely unused!

[nonsequitur]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I was working in Bangkok last week. We visited a restaurant called 'Cabbages & Condoms'. Here are a few highlights:-


I asked the obvious question and was assured that they were all definitely unused!

That was the go to restaurant of BA crews when staying at a nearby hotel. always a good night out.

[alorotom]

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I was working in Bangkok last week. We visited a restaurant called 'Cabbages & Condoms'. Here are a few highlights:-


I asked the obvious question and was assured that they were all definitely unused!

That was the go to restaurant of BA crews when staying at a nearby hotel. always a good night out.

we have been there a good few times as well ... its a great cause with virtually all profits ploughed into providng contraception to those who cannot afford it.

They have a full resort too in Chonburi ... https://www.cabbagesandcondoms.com/

[MartG]

Oh dear

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

Oh dear

I'm guessing that it is a homage to The Homer from The Simpsons.



The bubble canopy on the back was the clue.

[MartG]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

MartG said:

Oh dear

I'm guessing that it is a homage to The Homer from The Simpsons.



The bubble canopy on the back was the clue.

I do hope that was tongue in cheek

[fathomfive]

juice said:

Reminds me of the How to troll a dating site thread

[Clockwork Cupcake]

juice said: