Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[mattyn1]

I probably shouldn't.....

Sparkyhd said:

Despite this

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/6005215/di...

there were still 3,000 pricks remaining in the away section.

[Speed 3]

jimmytheone said:

Commonwealth games, womens combined weightlifting = Snatch followed by the Clean & Jerk
chortle

Shouldn't that be Jerk & Clean ?

[Tyre Tread]

Apparently he legged it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-4369882...

[HTP99]

jimmytheone said:

Commonwealth games, womens combined weightlifting = Snatch followed by the Clean & Jerk
chortle

A couple of years ago at a bootcamp session that I attended the instructor told everyone about the "2 handed snatch", that we would be doing, me being the only male I saw the funny side but stifled any laughter but there were a couple of well to do women there and they just burst out laughing; a really dirty laugh, they made sure he said "2 handed snatch" as much as they could, it was very funny.

[schmunk]

Tyre Tread said:

Apparently he legged it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-4369882...

"On the run"? On the hop, surely...

[irocfan]

[jimmytheone]

Speed 3 said:

Shouldn't that be Jerk & Clean ?

Guess it depends on the state of the snatch

[jet_noise]

schmunk said:

Tyre Tread said:

Apparently he legged it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-4369882...

"On the run"? On the hop, surely...

Tim Vine IIRC:
My crutches and camo jacket were stolen yesterday.
I thought "he can hide but he can't run"

[Benni]

I know that there are some towns with funny names in Germany, especially Bavaria, like Titting and Petting, but this was new to me :


So better be careful with that Obazda sandwich and Radi washed down with Weizenbier......

[Starfighter]

There is a place called Titz halfway between Düsseldorf and Aachen. I snigger when I pass it several times a year.

[hairyben]

Marathon or something going on down the road.

I think they're a load of...

[kowalski655]

The MCN Motorbike Festival ad on radio, offering "dirt track action"

[Dal3D]

Whilst browsing in Waterstones:

[FN2TypeR]

[Ultra Sound Guy]

Probably targeting the German marketplace!

[DavieW]

From a FB selling group advertising one of those photo booth things for parties.........

[irocfan]

[talksthetorque]

nonsequitur said:

hairyben said:

Marathon or something going on down the road.

I think they're a load of...

One mile to go! Listen for the bell.

I'm going to be the first to break cover:

[Speed 3]

talksthetorque said:

nonsequitur said:

hairyben said:

Marathon or something going on down the road.

I think they're a load of...

One mile to go! Listen for the bell.

I'm going to be the first to break cover:

[talksthetorque]

Speed 3 said:

talksthetorque said:

nonsequitur said:

hairyben said:

Marathon or something going on down the road.

I think they're a load of...

One mile to go! Listen for the bell.

I'm going to be the first to break cover:

Does anyone know when the iParrot 11 is released? Think I'm going to preorder.

Nope Nothing.