Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
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tbag is!Sometimes, opportunity knocks.
At the rifle club last night the spring shoot was on. I went down range with a fellow shooter. I shot both my upper and lower targets.
My colleague took longer and I could use my scope to check her bullet strikes.
Referring to the lowest row of her lower target she asked, "Will you look at my bottom?"
"Pardon? " I replied. The giggles sent her score plummeting!
At the rifle club last night the spring shoot was on. I went down range with a fellow shooter. I shot both my upper and lower targets.
My colleague took longer and I could use my scope to check her bullet strikes.
Referring to the lowest row of her lower target she asked, "Will you look at my bottom?"
"Pardon? " I replied. The giggles sent her score plummeting!
cobra kid said:
Oldandslow said:
Those guys came up with the "Anal Intruder" for Top Secret! before that, 1984.
One of the greatest scenes in cinematic history. The look of wonder as he opens the box.That bit where the station moves and the train stays still is hysterical, then there's the whole backwards scene, Omar Sharif in the crushed car, the big pigeons, and of course the brilliant line about the desalination plant:
"A year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinisation process. So revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over a million gallons of sea water a day. Do you realise what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?
"They'd have enough salt to last forever".
SCEtoAUX said:
Top Secret is possibly the best comedy movie ever made.
That bit where the station moves and the train stays still is hysterical, then there's the whole backwards scene, Omar Sharif in the crushed car, the big pigeons, and of course the brilliant line about the desalination plant:
"A year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinisation process. So revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over a million gallons of sea water a day. Do you realise what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?
"They'd have enough salt to last forever".
As they are creeping through the noisy rustling leaves.......That bit where the station moves and the train stays still is hysterical, then there's the whole backwards scene, Omar Sharif in the crushed car, the big pigeons, and of course the brilliant line about the desalination plant:
"A year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinisation process. So revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over a million gallons of sea water a day. Do you realise what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?
"They'd have enough salt to last forever".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN9OCg-IPjs
Edited by cobra kid on Monday 30th April 08:28
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