Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[captain_cynic]

smn159 said:

Not sure how one would dress up as a wizard who had removed the chip from his Oyster card, but that is funny

Dissolve the Oyster in acetone, this will get rid of the plastic and leave the metal components intact.

[alorotom]

captain_cynic said:

smn159 said:

Not sure how one would dress up as a wizard who had removed the chip from his Oyster card, but that is funny

Dissolve the Oyster in acetone, this will get rid of the plastic and leave the metal components intact.

that doesnt answer the question though ... the question being how does a wizard who had removed the chip from his Oyster card dress?

[Oldandslow]

alorotom said:

captain_cynic said:

smn159 said:

Not sure how one would dress up as a wizard who had removed the chip from his Oyster card, but that is funny

Dissolve the Oyster in acetone, this will get rid of the plastic and leave the metal components intact.

that doesnt answer the question though ... the question being how does a wizard who had removed the chip from his Oyster card dress?

Like a normal wizard except he smells faintly of acetone

[Clockwork Cupcake]

And his staff has a knob on the end.

(But if he has a pet hedgehog then leave it alone)

[captain_cynic]

alorotom said:

that doesnt answer the question though ... the question being how does a wizard who had removed the chip from his Oyster card dress?

Ahh, misread the question... If they've got any sense, not in any synthetic fabrics whilst handling the acetone.

[austinsmirk]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C903987

this car's numberplate.

All I can see is GAY 80Y.



maybe its me !!

[Some Gump]

MartG said:

"A popular superstore has agreed to remove cushions from their stores as trading standards marked them as offensive. They had been selling them for the last two months before someone complained about the pattern"

I would happily buy one of these for a relative just to see how long it took.

I can't imagine that the spoilsports in trading standards have removed them. If something was illegal just for being bad taste, then how come there's no sanction on those "inspirational" wall stickers saying life love live etc?

[RC1807]

Some Gump said:

MartG said:

"A popular superstore has agreed to remove cushions from their stores as trading standards marked them as offensive. They had been selling them for the last two months before someone complained about the pattern"

I would happily buy one of these for a relative just to see how long it took.

I can't imagine that the spoilsports in trading standards have removed them. If something was illegal just for being bad taste, then how come there's no sanction on those "inspirational" wall stickers saying life love live etc?

Stupid trading standards.
This is a classic Chinese design from the Dong dynasty!

[motco]

The design at top was not banned at this exhibition cum sale...

[Clockwork Cupcake]

RC1807 said:

This is a classic Chinese design from the Dong dynasty!

[motco]

Look carefully at the name on the establishment at the far right of frame...

[Buzz84]

WizzBang said:

Can you help with these too?

Snap!!!

The third one on the top row is the same as the second on the bottom row.

I win?

[Willy Nilly]

motco said:

The design at top was not banned at this exhibition cum sale...

WTF is an exhibition cum sale?

[tribalsurfer]

Willy Nilly said:

motco said:

The design at top was not banned at this exhibition cum sale...

WTF is an exhibition cum sale?

Full of the latest releases.

[talksthetorque]

tribalsurfer said:

Willy Nilly said:

motco said:

The design at top was not banned at this exhibition cum sale...

WTF is an exhibition cum sale?

Full of the latest releases.

Where they do a big splash in the local newspaper.

[AlexC1981]

I had a soup cum stew once in a restaurant in Bruges.

[MartG]

Guess who's back...



This is the guy who has been in trouble before thanks to his illuminated messages

[ruggedscotty]

https://www.lookhuman.com/design/48274-floral-peni...

its a genuine meant design....

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/woman-buys-f...

[juice]

When my dog guffs, turns round, sniffs the air and leaves the room in disgust.

[kowalski655]

There are also butterflly fannies