Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[dartissimus]

[davhill]

DoctorX said:

Any takers for wking machine?

I thought wking was a town in China 'til I discovered Smirnoff.

[Lemming Train]

dartissimus said:

[AlexC1981]

kowalski655 said:

Rabbie Burns was a filthy git too..
When first my brave Johnie lad came to this town,
He had a blue bonnet that wanted the crown;
But now he has gotten a hat and a feather,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

Cock up your beaver, and cock it fu' sprush,
We'll over the border, and gie them a brush;
There's somebody there we'll teach better behaviour,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!

That deserves to go viral.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caq63ZHO0Og

[MartG]

You, a citizen concerned about all the bees dying, innocently click on a link provided by a British government website which promises to take you to a page with advice on growing nectar-rich flowers that encourage pollinators.

But wait, that's not the Bees Needs! That's a website advertising... escorts!?

Just how long the UK's environment department has been inadvertently boosting escort services across the country is unclear, but looks like it's been a while.....

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/apr/1...

[SeeFive]

Lemming Train said:

dartissimus said:

A little help needed here too please.

[kestonian]

[nonsequitur]

kestonian said:

Slippery when wet.

[motco]

One of those catalogues that fall out of the Saturday Telegraph from time to time fell open at this page. What a fortuitous conjunction of items...

[dartissimus]

SeeFive said:

Lemming Train said:

dartissimus said:

A little help needed here too please.

O.C.D. squared

[nonsequitur]

dartissimus said:

O.C.D. squared

I didn't realise that OCD is sniggersome.

[Stan the Bat]

davhill said:

DoctorX said:

Any takers for wking machine?

I thought wking was a town in China 'til I discovered Smirnoff.

That's an oldie but goodie.

[glenrobbo]

nonsequitur said:

dartissimus said:

O.C.D. squared

I didn't realise that OCD is sniggersome.

It's CDO

I still don't get it Is it something to do with the AstroTurf surround?

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

nonsequitur said:

dartissimus said:

O.C.D. squared

I didn't realise that OCD is sniggersome.

It's CDO

I still don't get it Is it something to do with the AstroTurf surround?

I must be dumb because i don't get why OCD would be sniggersome.

[glenrobbo]

It's local erection time again...

[Speed 3]

[Speed 3]

Isn't that the definition of a deckchair.....

Edited by Speed 3 on Sunday 14th April 09:35

[Speed 3]

In fact the whole Ikea recalls page is comedy gold:

[Killer2005]

glenrobbo said:

It's local erection time again...

We have a local newspaper reporter called Wayne Ankers

https://mobile.twitter.com/wayneankers?lang=en

[littleredrooster]

Johnnybee said:

DMG34 said:

I used to own a car with a set of their plates fitted.

I bought my Jag from them. Great company to deal with, as it 'appens.