Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

MartG said:

From the QI facebook page...

At the São Gonçalo festival in Amarante, Portugal, villagers exchange... suggestive baked goods to show their affections.

You do know that this is PH as in Pistonheads rather than PH as in Pornhub?

You should take your bukkake filth and be gone sir

[ClockworkCupcake]

MartG said:

From the QI facebook page...

At the São Gonçalo festival in Amarante, Portugal, villagers exchange... suggestive baked goods to show their affections.

Mmmmm..... yum yums!

[davhill]

MartG said:

Just how scary was this person ?

Not at all scary, just the family scared of his/her being nicked and sold for dissection. Pre the anatomy act of 1832, when the 'resurrectionists' were getting about £7 a body from anatomists. It's a mortsafe. Quite a few in Greyfriars churchyard in Edinburgh.

[paua]

davhill said:

MartG said:

Just how scary was this person ?

Not at all scary, just the family scared of his/her being nicked and sold for dissection. Pre the anatomy act of 1832, when the 'resurrectionists' were getting about £7 a body from anatomists. It's a mortsafe. Quite a few in Greyfriars churchyard in Edinburgh.

Hannibal Lecter?

[Ted2]

MartG said:

From the QI facebook page...

At the São Gonçalo festival in Amarante, Portugal, villagers exchange... suggestive baked goods to show their affections.

Baked goods? Look more like those chews you can buy for your dog!

[wolfracesonic]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching Gemma Collins (TOWIE) fall down a hole. All the funnier as she's SUCH an irritating bint. 'Ya baaabe'

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/22/gemma-collins-falls-...

I wonder if compensayshun will be in the air?

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Yep, seems so. Compo for not using her eyes!

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/24/gemma-collins-consid...

[Some Gump]

Nowt funnier that a fatty coming a cropper

[MartG]

Idiots swim into a crocodile trap

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/oc...

[trando]

Dumbas**s yes...

The begging note from the Grauniad at the bottom of the article is almost as funny.... desperate or what??

[LordGrover]

trando said:

Dumbas**s yes...

The begging note from the Grauniad at the bottom of the article is almost as funny.... desperate or what??

You prefer the click-bait/sleb centred/ad-ridden mail then?

[DaveGoddard]

Found the Terminal Communications video from the last thread and couldn't resist Bennyhillifying it...

https://bennyhillifier.com/?id=ZBhe0Mz6ah0

[wack]

Who'd have thought it

Edited by wack on Tuesday 24th October 16:22

[MartG]

wack said:

Who'd have thought it

Edited by wack on Tuesday 24th October 16:22

I always had my suspicions about Bertie

[MartG]

[RammyMP]

MartG said:

Idiots swim into a crocodile trap

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/oc...

Some of those related stories make me wan to avoid Australia!

[MartG]

Just what everyone needs - an amphibious ice cream van

[glenrobbo]

wack said:

Who'd have thought it

Edited by wack on Tuesday 24th October 16:22

As a young lad growing up in the 1950's, my favourite Biggles book was "Biggles Flies Undone".

[davhill]

glenrobbo said:

As a young lad growing up in the 1950's, my favourite Biggles book was "Biggles Flies Undone".

Don't forget the rare early work, 'Biggles pulls it off.'

[Johnspex]

A term frequently used in Biggles was 'damn!' Biggles ejaculateed.