Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[nonsequitur]

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

[jumare]

yellowjack said:

Killer2005 said:

This is the trouble with modern society, and it's dependence on mobile phones. The "victim" claims to have "endured a terrifying encounter" with this gimp, yet her very first instinct, instead of turning and fleeing, or kicking him square in the nuts, is to "take a quick snap for instagram".

Police are looking for a tall man, dressed head to toe in black rubber. Shouldn't be too hard to find in a village in Somerset, then...


Last night I was riding my bicycle along the Stour Valley Way, when I encountered someone stood on a bench facing the river. My front light lit him up clearly, and, startled by my presence he turned around. In profile I could see he had his old chap in his hand. I suspect he was masturbating toward the river when I disturbed him. I didn't even consider taking a picture, I just followed the path away from him and left him in peace to finish off...

The victim was using her phone as a torch (it was late at night) and had the presence of mind to use it to take a photo (according to BBC Points West).

They've arrested somebody now, not sure what they'd be charged with though?

[glenrobbo]

jumare said:

The victim was using her phone as a torch (it was late at night) and had the presence of mind to use it to take a photo (according to BBC Points West).

They've arrested somebody now, not sure what they'd be charged with though?

This could be the cue for a new nocturnal country pursuit:

Lamping for gimps.

See you at dusk: bring your Remy, hunting knife and some black bin liners...

[Nik da Greek]

glenrobbo said:

This could be the cue for a new nocturnal country pursuit:

Lamping for gimps.

See you at dusk: bring your Remy, hunting knife and some black bin liners...

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

jumare said:

The victim was using her phone as a torch (it was late at night) and had the presence of mind to use it to take a photo (according to BBC Points West).

They've arrested somebody now, not sure what they'd be charged with though?

This could be the cue for a new nocturnal country pursuit:

Lamping for gimps.

See you at dusk: bring your Remy, hunting knife and some black bin liners...

Thursday night's at the Goblin and Gusset!!!

[Ultra Sound Guy]

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Shouldn't thish be in the Sean Connery Joke thread?

[shakotan]

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Named after the city in Hong Kong, no less.

[glenrobbo]

shakotan said:

Named after the city in Hong Kong, no less.

Yes, just down the railway line from Kok.


Dunno why the swear filter kicked in?
https://www.google.com/search?q=+kok+hong+kong...

It's not as if I mentioned Shorpe.

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 16th July 13:11

[nonsequitur]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Moody and Blue, that's you. Please Go Now.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Moody and Blue, that's you. Please Go Now.

Sorry, you've lost me! What was the Question?

[irocfan]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Moody and Blue, that's you. Please Go Now.

Sorry, you've lost me! What was the Question?

if you're going solo on that it may feel like being forever autumn

[Ultra Sound Guy]

irocfan said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Moody and Blue, that's you. Please Go Now.

Sorry, you've lost me! What was the Question?

if you're going solo on that it may feel like being forever autumn

While we're all here, has anyone seen my chord?

[NoddyonNitrous]

Never mind until autumn, it could go to our children's children's children.

[CanAm]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Sorry, you've lost me! What was the Question?

Well it's all a question of balance, obviously.

[nonsequitur]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

irocfan said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Moody and Blue, that's you. Please Go Now.

Sorry, you've lost me! What was the Question?

if you're going solo on that it may feel like being forever autumn

While we're all here, has anyone seen my chord?

Lost in 1968, never seen again.

[nonsequitur]

I believe one of the MB has become a farmer. Justin Haymaker...

[irocfan]

NoddyonNitrous said:

Never mind until autumn, it could go to our children's children's children.

nah - that's the XR thread...

[Starfighter]

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

irocfan said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Moody and Blue, that's you. Please Go Now.

Sorry, you've lost me! What was the Question?

if you're going solo on that it may feel like being forever autumn

While we're all here, has anyone seen my chord?

Lost in 1968, never seen again.

I know you’re out there somewhere.

[nonsequitur]

Starfighter said:

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

irocfan said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

nonsequitur said:

A.J.M said:

This is a takeaway place I passed.

I turned about to get this picture as it made me laugh.

Two number two and special fried rice...

Have you spent many nights in the white Shatin?

Moody and Blue, that's you. Please Go Now.

Sorry, you've lost me! What was the Question?

if you're going solo on that it may feel like being forever autumn

While we're all here, has anyone seen my chord?

Lost in 1968, never seen again.

I know you’re out there somewhere.

Perhaps Status Quo found it and added it to the original two.

[George Smiley]

Perfect timing for entry and exit

https://youtu.be/pGLmdQuxW_s