Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[Frank7]

Dave. said:

I'm torn, I fking love Bakewell Tarts....

Can I have one from the top right?

Promise me that you don’t mean the one under her left armpit!

[Dave.]

Frank7 said:

Promise me that you don’t mean the one under her left armpit!

I meant the one which is barely in shot.

[MartG]

Spelling is important !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49085026?S...

[Saleen836]

When translation goes wrong!
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[motco]

Saleen836 said:

When translation goes wrong!
https://www.translatemedia.com/translation-blog/fa...

So wrong it has to be fake.

[SCEtoAUX]

Wouldn't want to buy unoffical stuff.

[AlexC1981]

Medieval monk with a sense of humour.

[Huff]

Oh, there's loads of such things hidden in plain view on Medieval works (inc buildings!).
For one example, the Bayeaux tapestry has 93 penises embroidered upon it ... cough



... and explanation:
http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/52003

[yellowjack]

Huff said:

Oh, there's loads of such things hidden in plain view on Medieval works (inc buildings!).
For one example, the Bayeaux tapestry has 93 penises embroidered upon it ... cough



... and explanation:
http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/52003

If you go to Reading museum, they have a full size replica of the Bayeux Tapestry. Except for the penises. They were edited out by the Victorian ladies what stitched it, and now all those unruly naked types in the borders are depicted wearing underpants...
http://www.bayeuxtapestry.org.uk/Index.htm

[talksthetorque]

My dad just had a Stannah Stair lift fitted and he hates it.
Says it drives him up the wall.

[V8mate]

talksthetorque said:

My dad just had a Stannah Stair lift fitted and he hates it.
Says it drives him up the wall.

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[Shuvi McTupya]

[NoVetec]

Only Hipsters Go To Heaven.

[MartG]

I guess the adventure did not end well

[Markytop]

Subliminal message to the Iranians regarding the tanker crisis...….

[Dave.]

"They can take their offer and stick it up their arses!"

[Sticks.]

[MartG]

[MartG]

[RC1807]

MartG said:

You'd probably get away with fooling the passengers, too, with Milwaukee being nr. Lake Michigan, Cleveland nr. Lake Erie, so you'd see A lake from altitude

Edited by RC1807 on Thursday 25th July 16:50