Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[MartG]

Council ?

https://www.amazon.com/People-Walmart-com-Adult-Co...

[talksthetorque]

[Lotus Elan +2]

talksthetorque said:

Looks like Clamyd-ear

[Peanut Gallery]

Jonboy_t said:

Very easy, 4 bolts basically. My engine has gone bang up on my camper (same as a bug VW Type 1 or Type 4) and it’s the same mounts as most Porsche’s so I’m toying between rebuilding the existing one or upgrading to a Porsche engine . It’s also the same mountings as a Scooby engine, but the gearbox is a bh to fit with them.

Upgrade! Better fuel economy as well for your man maths!

[Jonboy_t]

Peanut Gallery said:

Jonboy_t said:

Very easy, 4 bolts basically. My engine has gone bang up on my camper (same as a bug VW Type 1 or Type 4) and it’s the same mounts as most Porsche’s so I’m toying between rebuilding the existing one or upgrading to a Porsche engine . It’s also the same mountings as a Scooby engine, but the gearbox is a bh to fit with them.

Upgrade! Better fuel economy as well for your man maths!

Would love to, but think it’s an idea that’s sailing away into the distance at the moment . Would need new brakes, some kind of uprated cooling system and better suspension to make it really work. Those 3 alone would add £3k to the bill

[motco]

ruggedscotty said:

So started picking plums from the tree in my garden.....

And yes it is a plum, sweet it was too.....

Here's just the plum for yours...

[rodericb]

MartG said:

Council ?

https://www.amazon.com/People-Walmart-com-Adult-Co...

For clever internet types actually. Adult colouring in books were some sort of new fangled management "release your potential!!!1" thing a couple of years ago. You would seriously wonder if you saw someone with that People of Walmart book in their possession, and you'd fear for the future of Western civilisation if any of it was coloured in.

[nonsequitur]

President Trump's cancellation of his Danish state visit after his offer to 'Buy Greenland' was refused, made me snigger.

[davhill]

Those of us who are of an age will probably remember...

He's Popeye the sailor man, he lives in a caravan.

And...

Jingle bells Batman smells, etc.

So here's a new one.

Spiderman, Spiderman, used to drive a Transit van.

As we all know, growing up is optional.

[Huff]

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

[Dave.]

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

It was "...in a Jaguar..." for us.

[Nik da Greek]

Dave. said:

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

It was "...in a Jaguar..." for us.

I thought it was "wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra*"

Or was that Georgie Best...?

* other 70s brands of underwear are available

[Turbotechnic]

[talksthetorque]

Well last time I went Belgium must have been in an economic crisis.

[Dave.]

Nik da Greek said:

Dave. said:

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

It was "...in a Jaguar..." for us.

I thought it was "wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra*"

Or was that Georgie Best...?

* other 70s brands of underwear are available

80s/90s for me, so could be a generation thing.

[227bhp]

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

Or

Did a skid
Killed a kid
Wrapped up his bllox in a dustbin lid.

[MartG]

davhill said:

He's Popeye the sailor man, he lives in a caravan.

And the rest...

He's Popeye the sailor man,
he lives in a caravan.
With a hole in the middle
Where he does a widdle
He's Popeye the sailor man

[Dave.]

MartG said:

And the rest...

He's Popeye the sailor man,
he lives in a caravan.
And when it gets chilly
He plays with his willy
He's Popeye the sailor man

Ftfy....

[MartG]

Possibly a tad NSFW

[WRumbled]

Dave. said:

MartG said:

And the rest...

He's Popeye the sailor man,
he lives in a caravan.
And when it gets chilly
He plays with his willy
He's Popeye the sailor man

Ftfy....

There must have been quite a few variations on the theme. Our playground offered the below version.

He's Popeye the sailor man,
He lives in a caravan.
He lives with his Granny
And tickles her f**ny
He's Popeye the sailor man