Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[zarjaz1991]

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

"Looks like a woman and wears a bra"

[Dave.]

WRumbled said:

There must have been quite a few variations on the theme. Our playground offered the below version.

He's Popeye the sailor man,
He lives in a caravan.
He lives with his Granny
And tickles her f**ny
He's Popeye the sailor man

[djcube]

zarjaz1991 said:

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

"Looks like a woman and wears a bra"

"Walks like a woman and wears a bra".

How about yum yum bubblegum, stick it up.... (too frightened to do the whole thing!).

[C2Red]

djcube said:

zarjaz1991 said:

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

"Looks like a woman and wears a bra"

"Walks like a woman and wears a bra".

How about yum yum bubblegum, stick it up.... (too frightened to do the whole thing!).

Wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra; I think you’ll find 😉

[Palooka]

For those of a more vintage era...

Robin Hood saw a nude
Riding through the glen,
Friar Tuck ran like f*ck
To tell the Merry Men.

[Initforthemoney]

zarjaz1991 said:

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

"Looks like a woman and wears a bra"

Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Went for a ride on his Yamaha,
Did a skid,
Killed a kid,
Knackered his balls on a dustbin lid.

[Nik da Greek]

C2Red said:

Wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra; I think you’ll find ?

Funny, I could have sworn I said exactly that not even a page back

[Cold]

Went shopping for tiles at various bathroom stores with my daughter today.

[Initforthemoney]

Cold said:

Went shopping for tiles at various bathroom stores with my daughter today.

Gonna have to explain that one to me.

[davhill]

Many moons ago, Stephen Fry did a reading that was meant to be
the story of Count Dracula's meeting Jonathan Harker.

And I quote...

"They walked in the gardens of Castle Dracula. Suddenly, Jonathan stooped to pick a buttercup.

But it wasn't clear who had left a buttock lying around."

[C2Red]

Nik da Greek said:

C2Red said:

Wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra; I think you’ll find ?

Funny, I could have sworn I said exactly that not even a page back

You did and I missed it....

[hifihigh]

News story that made me chuckle today!

Parrot 'arrested for swearing at 85-year-old woman'

[Baron Greenback]

hifihigh said:

News story that made me chuckle today!

Parrot 'arrested for swearing at 85-year-old woman'

Giggled also, read this also made me giggle https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorksh...
Metal detectorists taken ill eating 'cannabis cakes' in High Melton! Good idea to make a muchies cake for repeat customers! Just had visual of metal detectorist wave their detectors slowly round and falling down!

[RammyMP]

Cold said:

Went shopping for tiles at various bathroom stores with my daughter today.

When he was 3 my lad had his pants down ready to have a piss in a display bog at the bath store. The missus grabbed him in time.

[MartG]

[ambuletz]

[yellowjack]

Nik da Greek said:

Dave. said:

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

It was "...in a Jaguar..." for us.

I thought it was "wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra*"

Or was that Georgie Best...?

* other 70s brands of underwear are available

We had "walks like a woman, and he wears a bra..."

[alorotom]

Nik da Greek said:

Dave. said:

Huff said:

- and not forgetting:
Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha...
...

It was "...in a Jaguar..." for us.

I thought it was "wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra*"

Or was that Georgie Best...?

* other 70s brands of underwear are available

“Wears frilly knickers and a latex bra” from my yoof

[james_TW]

ambuletz said:

I don't get it

[Baron Greenback]

james_TW said:

ambuletz said:

I don't get it

Pass also! if they moved to burger to make eye and we have smile with a veggie nose plastered with grease! funny not a clue!