Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[irocfan]

Frank7 said:

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

indeed, if you know you no

[AstonZagato]

Frank7 said:

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

The name on the van could be pronounced (if one uses a silent 'k') like the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson's beloved black Labrador.

[V8mate]

AstonZagato said:

Frank7 said:

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

The name on the van could be pronounced (if one uses a silent 'k') like the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson's beloved black Labrador.

I just thought it apt for the thread as it rhymes with 'snigger'.

[NoddyonNitrous]

Shuvi McTupya said:

How much more left can you get?

[Zetec-S]

(Stolen from Facebook)

[smn159]

V8mate said:

AstonZagato said:

Frank7 said:

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

The name on the van could be pronounced (if one uses a silent 'k') like the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson's beloved black Labrador.

I just thought it apt for the thread as it rhymes with 'snigger'.

Posting that is actually a fking disgrace. That some seem to find it funny sums up the PH Gammon constituency pretty well.

[HTP99]

smn159 said:

V8mate said:

AstonZagato said:

Frank7 said:

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

The name on the van could be pronounced (if one uses a silent 'k') like the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson's beloved black Labrador.

I just thought it apt for the thread as it rhymes with 'snigger'.

Posting that is actually a fking disgrace. That some seem to find it funny sums up the PH Gammon constituency pretty well.

I actually wondered if it was what it is, but I wasn't totally sure as to me it isn't funny in the slightest.

[anonymous-user]

Zetec-S said:

(Stolen from Facebook)

Someone posted that on our very left leaning local Facebook group. The bile that was being spouted was quite amusing

[Sticks.]

[alorotom]

Sticks. said:

Mmmmm bitty!

[Frank7]

AstonZagato said:

Frank7 said:

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

The name on the van could be pronounced (if one uses a silent 'k') like the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson's beloved black Labrador.

You made a good job of that, but now you can see why I was a tad reticent to try and explain it.

[V8mate]

Always a delight to turn a corner in a homeware/gift shop and find that someone has already put the effort in.

[thebigmacmoomin]

I tried to do something like that in M&S but there weren't the right letters to hand. Didn't fancy taking all the mugs off the shelf to do it.

[yellowjack]

I tried it in Tesco with candles, but again, they didn't have all the letters of the alphabet, and they were all badly jumbled up already, presumably after someone else tried to write something rude with them. I had to settle for "JIGGLE BALLS" in the end, due to lack of letters for other words

[nonsequitur]

yellowjack said:

I tried it in Tesco with candles, but again, they didn't have all the letters of the alphabet, and they were all badly jumbled up already, presumably after someone else tried to write something rude with them. I had to settle for "JIGGLE BALLS" in the end, due to lack of letters for other words

Slow day, yello?

[AstonZagato]

smn159 said:

V8mate said:

AstonZagato said:

Frank7 said:

HTP99 said:

Drihump Trolomite said:

V8mate said:

Oooph

Still not getting this one?

I want to give you a hint, but I’m afraid of being
censured if I word it clumsily, (not a clue).

The name on the van could be pronounced (if one uses a silent 'k') like the name of Wing Commander Guy Gibson's beloved black Labrador.

I just thought it apt for the thread as it rhymes with 'snigger'.

Posting that is actually a fking disgrace. That some seem to find it funny sums up the PH Gammon constituency pretty well.

Don't include me in that. I'm just explaining it. Not amusing to me. But "fking disgrace" and "Gammon constituency" seems a little bit off to me too.

[colin_p]

Penis fish? No me neither.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-77...

[yellowjack]

nonsequitur said:

yellowjack said:

I tried it in Tesco with candles, but again, they didn't have all the letters of the alphabet, and they were all badly jumbled up already, presumably after someone else tried to write something rude with them. I had to settle for "JIGGLE BALLS" in the end, due to lack of letters for other words

Slow day, yello?

Yup. Most days are slow days to be fair. I'm retired, after all, so fart-arsing about writing rude words in scented candles fills a few minutes here and there. Next time I go, I'm thinking about turning all the Heinz soup cans around so no-one can see the flavour on the front, only the tiny printed ingredients and heating instructions on the back. Then next week, maybe turn all the top-down ketchup bottles so that the lids are at the top and the labels are upside-down...

[Sticks.]

yellowjack said:

Yup. Most days are slow days to be fair. I'm retired, after all, so fart-arsing about writing rude words in scented candles fills a few minutes here and there. Next time I go, I'm thinking about turning all the Heinz soup cans around so no-one can see the flavour on the front, only the tiny printed ingredients and heating instructions on the back. Then next week, maybe turn all the top-down ketchup bottles so that the lids are at the top and the labels are upside-down...

I quite like those ideas. Have you tried dropping condoms into old folks' shopping trolleys yet? At some point I'd like to do a supermarket shop where everything starts with the same letter. Probably B, bacon, bread, butter, beer, beans etc.

B&Q used to have electric mobility scooters. A rally, collecting a list of items sounds possible.

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