Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
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yellowjack said:
Yup. Most days are slow days to be fair. I'm retired, after all, so fart-arsing about writing rude words in scented candles fills a few minutes here and there. Next time I go, I'm thinking about turning all the Heinz soup cans around so no-one can see the flavour on the front, only the tiny printed ingredients and heating instructions on the back. Then next week, maybe turn all the top-down ketchup bottles so that the lids are at the top and the labels are upside-down...
do they still sell clockwork timers in shops....irocfan said:
yellowjack said:
Yup. Most days are slow days to be fair. I'm retired, after all, so fart-arsing about writing rude words in scented candles fills a few minutes here and there. Next time I go, I'm thinking about turning all the Heinz soup cans around so no-one can see the flavour on the front, only the tiny printed ingredients and heating instructions on the back. Then next week, maybe turn all the top-down ketchup bottles so that the lids are at the top and the labels are upside-down...
do they still sell clockwork timers in shops....Also try and play the Blue Danube.
See how long it is before you get thrown out.
talksthetorque said:
irocfan said:
yellowjack said:
Yup. Most days are slow days to be fair. I'm retired, after all, so fart-arsing about writing rude words in scented candles fills a few minutes here and there. Next time I go, I'm thinking about turning all the Heinz soup cans around so no-one can see the flavour on the front, only the tiny printed ingredients and heating instructions on the back. Then next week, maybe turn all the top-down ketchup bottles so that the lids are at the top and the labels are upside-down...
do they still sell clockwork timers in shops....Also try and play the Blue Danube.
See how long it is before you get thrown out.
irocfan said:
talksthetorque said:
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irocfan said:
yellowjack said:
Yup. Most days are slow days to be fair. I'm retired, after all, so fart-arsing about writing rude words in scented candles fills a few minutes here and there. Next time I go, I'm thinking about turning all the Heinz soup cans around so no-one can see the flavour on the front, only the tiny printed ingredients and heating instructions on the back. Then next week, maybe turn all the top-down ketchup bottles so that the lids are at the top and the labels are upside-down...
do they still sell clockwork timers in shops....irocfan said:
yellowjack said:
Yup. Most days are slow days to be fair. I'm retired, after all, so fart-arsing about writing rude words in scented candles fills a few minutes here and there. Next time I go, I'm thinking about turning all the Heinz soup cans around so no-one can see the flavour on the front, only the tiny printed ingredients and heating instructions on the back. Then next week, maybe turn all the top-down ketchup bottles so that the lids are at the top and the labels are upside-down...
do they still sell clockwork timers in shops....My wife quite often acts as the Fun Police though, and drags me away lest I "get myself into trouble".
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