Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
The number of pips from others behind me passing him confirmed A) that he'd been royally pissing off others too B) to plod the same.
You did well to hear those, especially considering you were driving a fairly 'noisy' car and the other drivers would have been a fair distance behind you.Alucidnation said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
The number of pips from others behind me passing him confirmed A) that he'd been royally pissing off others too B) to plod the same.
You did well to hear those, especially considering you were driving a fairly 'noisy' car and the other drivers would have been a fair distance behind you.Regardless, I'll humour you. By this point my car wasn't accelerating, so no loud revs. I'd swung a lane left, and dropped my speed considerably to match plod. Remember I said he was pushing cars out the way one by one? That is because traffic was fairly dense, but he wanted to dominate the outside lane (see what I did there) ergo, there were a number of cars in a fairly short distance. I only got the chance to wind my car (and him) up as a van previously in front of me had moved left. I probably gave it no more than 100 metres acceleration. By the time plod lit up he'd slowed to maybe 60, as had I to stay behind plod too. Traffic in lane 3 going maybe 70 was then coming past him, plod and I, so yes, very easy to hear.
that's all it needs to qualify. It's history, parentage and provenance are irrelevant.Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
There's always one trying to catch you out on Pistonheads isn't there.....
Regardless, I'll humour you. By this point my car wasn't accelerating, so no loud revs. I'd swung a lane left, and dropped my speed considerably to match plod. Remember I said he was pushing cars out the way one by one? That is because traffic was fairly dense, but he wanted to dominate the outside lane (see what I did there) ergo, there were a number of cars in a fairly short distance. I only got the chance to wind my car (and him) up as a van previously in front of me had moved left. I probably gave it no more than 100 metres acceleration . By the time plod lit up he'd slowed to maybe 60, as had I to stay behind plod too. Traffic in lane 3 going maybe 70 was then coming past him, plod and I, so yes, very easy to hear.
Regardless, I'll humour you. By this point my car wasn't accelerating, so no loud revs. I'd swung a lane left, and dropped my speed considerably to match plod. Remember I said he was pushing cars out the way one by one? That is because traffic was fairly dense, but he wanted to dominate the outside lane (see what I did there) ergo, there were a number of cars in a fairly short distance. I only got the chance to wind my car (and him) up as a van previously in front of me had moved left. I probably gave it no more than 100 metres acceleration . By the time plod lit up he'd slowed to maybe 60, as had I to stay behind plod too. Traffic in lane 3 going maybe 70 was then coming past him, plod and I, so yes, very easy to hear.
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
/snip/...As he tried to park himself in my boot I nailed it, knowing full well he'd rise to a fast, but still considerably slower car than his taking him on. It worked beautifully 70,80,90,100, then I quickly swung left just before I came level with the police and let him pass.../snip/
70 to 100 mph in no more than 100 metres in a 172 Cup. In heavy traffic. Awesome! Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 19th December 22:00
glenrobbo said:
70 to 100 mph in no more than 100 metres in a 172 Cup. In heavy traffic. Awesome!
As I mentioned before, the van ahead of me moved left. The van, being slow, had allowed a fair gap to build in front of it. Speeds and distances are best guesses/ recollections. I could substantiate it by digging out the dash cam, but I really CBA. Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 19th December 22:00
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
As I mentioned before, the van ahead of me moved left. The van, being slow, had allowed a fair gap to build in front of it. Speeds and distances are best guesses/ recollections. I could substantiate it by digging out the dash cam, but I really CBA.
Was this recently ?Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Regardless, I'll humour you. By this point my car wasn't accelerating, so no loud revs. I'd swung a lane left, and dropped my speed considerably to match plod. Remember I said he was pushing cars out the way one by one? That is because traffic was fairly dense, but he wanted to dominate the outside lane (see what I did there) ergo, there were a number of cars in a fairly short distance. I only got the chance to wind my car (and him) up as a van previously in front of me had moved left. I probably gave it no more than 100 metres acceleration. By the time plod lit up he'd slowed to maybe 60, as had I to stay behind plod too. Traffic in lane 3 going maybe 70 was then coming past him, plod and I, so yes, very easy to hear.
Thats a great story, I bet you're a real hit at Christmas parties with stories like that. I'm sure Hollywood will be banging on your door before you know it, begging to buy the rights to make a film about it
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Was this recently ?
Some years back. Anyway, I thought it juvenile, it made me snigger, but it seems PH has gone all 'speed limits matter'. I'll leave it there I think. V6 Pushfit said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Was this recently ?
Some years back. Anyway, I thought it juvenile, it made me snigger, but it seems PH has gone all 'speed limits matter'. I'll leave it there I think. 
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Was this recently ?
Some years back. Anyway, I thought it juvenile, it made me snigger, but it seems PH has gone all 'speed limits matter'. I'll leave it there I think. I’m just querying the depth of detail given it didn’t happen recently.
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The 12 Days of Barrymore.
On the 12th day of Christmas, Barrymore shoved in me,
Twelve giant dildos
Eleven massive butt plugs
Ten rubber fists
Nine eager sailors,
Eight rampant rabbits,
Seven tubs of Crisco,
Six drunken house guests,
MY POOR, BROKEN RING.
Four ashtrays,
Three floor lamps,
Two packs of cheese,
And a fist in a jacuzzi.
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