Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

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Palooka

110 posts

67 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Just noticed on Philip Scofield 'We Buy Any Car' tv ad, a graphic that encourages viewer to "ENTER REG".....all very subliminal!!

Killer2005

19,658 posts

229 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Wednesday 12th February 2020
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Palooka said:
Just noticed on Philip Scofield 'We Buy Any Car' tv ad, a graphic that encourages viewer to "ENTER REG".....all very subliminal!!
It isn't in any way subliminal but I've always been amused by the infantry command, "Independent fire at will."
What did poor Will do to deserve that?

Johnspex

4,343 posts

185 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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davhill said:
Palooka said:
Just noticed on Philip Scofield 'We Buy Any Car' tv ad, a graphic that encourages viewer to "ENTER REG".....all very subliminal!!
It isn't in any way subliminal but I've always been amused by the infantry command, "Independent fire at will."
What did poor Will do to deserve that? [/quote





That's easy. Will is another name for Bill.
And Bill Posters and his mate Bill Stickers are always being threatened with prosecution for something. It's probably got so bad they've decided to shot them.

EarlofDrift

4,651 posts

109 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Palooka said:
Just noticed on Philip Scofield 'We Buy Any Car' tv ad, a graphic that encourages viewer to "ENTER REG".....all very subliminal!!
Genuinely LOL,

I suspect if I or many others told that in the workplace you would be out the door with your P45 and box of stationary before you could say ' professionally offended on behalf of others'

The whole point of equality is that you can make jokes about everything, nothing is off limits.

captain_cynic

12,075 posts

96 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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EarlofDrift said:
Palooka said:
Just noticed on Philip Scofield 'We Buy Any Car' tv ad, a graphic that encourages viewer to "ENTER REG".....all very subliminal!!
Genuinely LOL,

I suspect if I or many others told that in the workplace you would be out the door with your P45 and box of stationary before you could say ' professionally offended on behalf of others'

The whole point of equality is that you can make jokes about everything, nothing is off limits.
Just told that to a colleague and we both had a chuckle... Not fired becaue I understand who I can and should tell risque jokes to.

Only "professionally offended" person here is you, please keep this bks off this thread, this is for juvenile things that make you snigger, not "people upset that they can't be a to everyone without consequence".

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Erm... confused

Google [bot]

6,682 posts

182 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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You’ve got a live one, Earl

Speed 3

4,600 posts

120 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Bit early to be on the Strongbow isn't it ?

jet_noise

5,659 posts

183 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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captain_cynic said:
EarlofDrift said:
Palooka said:
Just noticed on Philip Scofield 'We Buy Any Car' tv ad, a graphic that encourages viewer to "ENTER REG".....all very subliminal!!
Genuinely LOL,

I suspect if I or many others told that in the workplace you would be out the door with your P45 and box of stationary before you could say ' professionally offended on behalf of others'

The whole point of equality is that you can make jokes about everything, nothing is off limits.
Just told that to a colleague and we both had a chuckle... Not fired becaue I understand who I can and should tell risque jokes to.

Only "professionally offended" person here is you, please keep this bks off this thread, this is for juvenile things that make you snigger, not "people upset that they can't be a to everyone without consequence".
Even funnier if it was Elton John.
(for maximum offense biggrin )

bristolbaron

4,839 posts

213 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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It’s juvenile, I sniggered.

john2443

6,341 posts

212 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Talking of things not to say at work, a woman here is wearing a dress like this, I'm having to resist the temptation to say Nice tits!


Starfighter

4,932 posts

179 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Looks like she has a spotted wood pecker as well. She should get some ointment for it.

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Want your house to smell like a sweet factory ?


geeks

9,206 posts

140 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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MartG said:
Want your house to smell like a sweet factory ?

Reason 4002 never to shop in B&M!

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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geeks said:
MartG said:
Want your house to smell like a sweet factory ?

Reason 4002 never to shop in B&M!
I'm going to guess it's poundland

Sticks.

8,784 posts

252 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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MartG said:
Want your house to smell like a sweet factory ?

Do they sell Parma Violet? Asking for a friend.

Ultra Sound Guy

28,649 posts

195 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Johnspex

4,343 posts

185 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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bristolbaron said:


It’s juvenile, I sniggered.
I don't get it.

Last Visit

2,817 posts

189 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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Johnspex said:
bristolbaron said:


It’s juvenile, I sniggered.
I don't get it.
I'd post a pic to explain but I'd be banned quicker than a quick thing.

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