Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[Martin350]

Johnspex said:

I don't get it.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/acronyms/bbc/

[MartG]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Mercedes AA Class

https://youtu.be/iEjTwsfqHOY

[andyb28]

On the Labour leader debate today, they introduced Rebecca Long-Bailey.

They said that she used to work in a 'pawn shop'. [Citation needed]

[EarlofDrift]

Sticks. said:

MartG said:

Want your house to smell like a sweet factory ?

Do they sell Parma Violet? Asking for a friend.

I found a Parma Violet vent stick in an old car I worked on, wouldn't have wished the smell on my worst enemy.

[EarlofDrift]

Google [bot] said:

You’ve got a live one, Earl

A live one that can't read or interpret comments in the way they are intended.

[yellowjack]

EarlofDrift said:

Sticks. said:

MartG said:

Want your house to smell like a sweet factory ?

Do they sell Parma Violet? Asking for a friend.

I found a Parma Violet vent stick in an old car I worked on, wouldn't have wished the smell on my worst enemy.

It could be worse...



...Charlie The Bikemonger gives away samples of his bum butter, and car air fresheners too, at bike races and events he sponsors. I have a still sealed air freshener in my car that I just can't bring myself to put within sight of passers by.

[talksthetorque]

So Doc, Gavin and Adrian, what have you got for us tonight?

[nonsequitur]

yellowjack said:

It could be worse...



...Charlie The Bikemonger gives away samples of his bum butter, and car air fresheners too, at bike races and events he sponsors. I have a still sealed air freshener in my car that I just can't bring myself to put within sight of passers by.

Air fresheners on a bike?

[rolando]

nonsequitur said:

Air fresheners on a bike?

Yes, to get rid of the smell of the ashtrays.

[anonymous-user]

yellowjack said:

It could be worse...



...Charlie The Bikemonger gives away samples of his bum butter, and car air fresheners too, at bike races and events he sponsors. I have a still sealed air freshener in my car that I just can't bring myself to put within sight of passers by.

Put it in sight and you'll certainly get to meet some new friends

[Sticks.]

EarlofDrift said:

I found a Parma Violet vent stick in an old car I worked on, wouldn't have wished the smell on my worst enemy.

You used to be able to buy Parma Violet ice cream at a cafe in Bexhill. Not sure you'd like it.

[psi310398]

Sticks. said:

You used to be able to buy Parma Violet ice cream at a cafe in Bexhill. Not sure you'd like it.

Quite. Why on earth would anybody ever want to eat an ice cream that smelled like a granny's knicker drawer?

[tdm34]

psi310398 said:

Sticks. said:

You used to be able to buy Parma Violet ice cream at a cafe in Bexhill. Not sure you'd like it.

Quite. Why on earth would anybody ever want to eat an ice cream that smelled like a granny's knicker drawer?

I find it slightly disturbing that you know such a fact...............

[motco]

He got caught helping a shoplifter they say...

[psi310398]

tdm34 said:

I find it slightly disturbing that you know such a fact...............

You might then be more disturbed to find out that that brown cheese so beloved of the Norwegians is known colloquially there as Grandmother's mattress...

[Sticks.]

tdm34 said:

psi310398 said:

Sticks. said:

You used to be able to buy Parma Violet ice cream at a cafe in Bexhill. Not sure you'd like it.

Quite. Why on earth would anybody ever want to eat an ice cream that smelled like a granny's knicker drawer?

I find it slightly disturbing that you know such a fact...............

Yes, and how did you get into my granny's bedroom?

Why is it when women get above a certain age they decide the nicest thing they can smell like is a toilet cleaner? Or Parma Violets.

I have gone off cheese for the moment, thank you.

[nicanary]

Sticks. said:

tdm34 said:

psi310398 said:

Sticks. said:

You used to be able to buy Parma Violet ice cream at a cafe in Bexhill. Not sure you'd like it.

Quite. Why on earth would anybody ever want to eat an ice cream that smelled like a granny's knicker drawer?

I find it slightly disturbing that you know such a fact...............

Yes, and how did you get into my granny's bedroom?

Why is it when women get above a certain age they decide the nicest thing they can smell like is a toilet cleaner? Or Parma Violets.

I have gone off cheese for the moment, thank you.

Thry usually smell of gin and Estee Lauder.

[Teppic]

[Johnspex]

Martin350 said:

Johnspex said:

I don't get it.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/acronyms/bbc/

Ohhhhh. I've got it now.

[EarlofDrift]

My local shop had these on a Valentines promo end right beside the pregnancy kits in the next bay.

Someone in replenishment was having a giraffe.