Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
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LosingGrip said:
Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)
That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other. The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.
Clockwork Cupcake said:
That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other.
The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.
fk...that was the first time...I was in my bike leathers and its hard enough when I try and get out of them let alone someone trying to get me out of them!The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.
Clockwork Cupcake said:
LosingGrip said:
Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)
That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other. The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.
Clockwork Cupcake said:
LosingGrip said:
Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)
That's when you know that you have moved into the next stage in a relationship - when you start to fart in front of each other. The next stage after that is when you take your own clothes off before sex, rather undressing each other.
2 - bedroom sex, you fk in the bedroom only
3 - hallway sex, you pass each other in the hallway & shout, fk you
davhill said:
LosingGrip said:
Still laughing at farting. Had my first real fart in front of my new girlfriend last night. I pissed myself laughing (as did she before letting one go herself ha)
I've a good one-liner that fits perfectly into the shocked post-fart silence.Get out and walk, Donald.
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