Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[MartG]

dudleybloke said:

Blanket name for '70s/'80s BBC radio DJs

[davhill]

Johnspex said:

A term frequently used in Biggles was 'damn!' Biggles ejaculateed.

It originatedOoop North. "Eee Jack, yer late."

[motco]

davhill said:

Johnspex said:

A term frequently used in Biggles was 'damn!' Biggles ejaculateed.

It originatedOoop North. "Eee Jack, yer late."

Oh really? Come, come....

[MartG]

Should have used a hyphen...

[motco]

[quote=MartG]Should have used a hyphen...


What as in "first hand-job" or maybe "first-hand job". Who said punctuation doesn't matter? Of course 'work experience' would have been safer.

Good spot anyway.

[rolando]

MartG said:

Should have used a hyphen...

Students fanned out over Pratt

[alorotom]

MartG said:

Should have used a hyphen...

That has got be on purpose ... no way that’s an accident!

[kowalski655]

MartG said:

Should have used a hyphen...

student said:

Watching the snake eat the mouse impressed her the most

Future serial killer?

[MartG]

[Billsnemesis]

MartG said:

Should have used a hyphen...

Mrs Bills reckons a tissue may have been more appropriate

[MartG]

[glenrobbo]

Ha ha! Love it.


Stolen

[Moonhawk]

^^ kinda along the same lines as this.



but...but...but

[MartG]

Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, it is explicitly illegal in Britain to use a machine gun to kill a hedgehog.

From QI

[Einion Yrth]

MartG said:

Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, it is explicitly illegal in Britain to use a machine gun to kill a hedgehog.

From QI

[wiki]citation needed[/wiki]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Einion Yrth said:

MartG said:

Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, it is explicitly illegal in Britain to use a machine gun to kill a hedgehog.

From QI

[wiki]citation needed[/wiki]

https://xkcd.com/285/

[MartG]

Einion Yrth said:

MartG said:

Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, it is explicitly illegal in Britain to use a machine gun to kill a hedgehog.

From QI

[wiki]citation needed[/wiki]

Excerpt from https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1981/69 ( search for the word 'automatic' )

[Einion Yrth]

MartG said:

Einion Yrth said:

MartG said:

Under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, it is explicitly illegal in Britain to use a machine gun to kill a hedgehog.

From QI

[wiki]citation needed[/wiki]

Excerpt from https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1981/69 ( search for the word 'automatic' )

Fair play, but hedgehogs do not appear to be explicitly singled out.

[louiebaby]

CambsBill said:

I put this up as an example of my own fkwittery - thought I'd shorten the cable on a battery charger this morning:

In a slightly similar vein, my brother had trouble attaching the timing chip to the fork of his bike at the weekend...

[LordGrover]