Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[MartG]

[talksthetorque]

Just exactly what a hire car company operative should be called.

[Rostfritt]

MartG said:

How is that funny? That is just how normalised domestic violence used to be.

[nonsequitur]

alorotom said:

MartG said:

That’s awesome

Years later: We met over a fart.

[MartG]

The very definition of optimism

[DickyC]

Listen! It's playing I'm Dreaming Of A White Easter.

[MartG]

[gobuddygo]

[seeby]

gobuddygo said:

Advertised as One lady owner ?

[john2443]

At work we have a database with loads of books. Having spotted one that had been truncated I checked to see if there were any more.

There were, and quite a few were funnier than the first one I spotted!

(These are genuinely from the database, I haven't edited for comic effect!)

[nonsequitur]

gobuddygo said:

Always steer into a skid they say

[Clockwork Cupcake]

nonsequitur said:

Always steer into a skid they say

[MartG]

Sound advice

[yellowjack]

This YouTube video called "Angry Man Stuck In Snow"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuTXUcoGdhw


It's just gold. His phone falls out as he gets back into the car at one point. Then he appears to run it over. Then he realises it's missing and appears to mount a half-hearted search for it.

Warning though! There is some fruity language caught on the video so not safe for work with the volume up.

Edit: Oh, and apologies if you've seen it before. I just checked to make sure the link worked and realised it was published in 2014, so an old clip really.

Edited by yellowjack on Thursday 1st March 18:00

[BrassMan]

I've a friend who has been prescribed a brown/steroid inhaled for breathing difficulties. My face-feed is full of people talking about how getting the brown effected them:

I got a head rush.
I'm on the brown one twice a day.
Find the brown one quite chatchy.
Feel like I'm bruised inside for an hour or two after.
The results are a big relief.

Selective quoting, but it's keeping me giggling.

[cuprabob]

MartG said:

The very definition of optimism

Not sure why as people still need drugs when.it snows...

[Oldandslow]

cuprabob said:

MartG said:

The very definition of optimism

Not sure why as people still need drugs when.it snows...

Could be but in Scotland, N. Ireland and Newcastle Ice cream is a year round business.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[ScotsDave]

cuprabob said:

Not sure why as people still need drugs when.it snows...

This belongs in the Council thread as well - look at the garden in the bottom right of the picture.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Rostfritt said:

MartG said:

How is that funny? That is just how normalised domestic violence used to be.

I'd lighten up. I'm sure no one is advocating domestic violence. I've been on the receiving end of DV, and it gave me a giggle. The humour lies in how preposterous it is, and because 'nagging woman'

I think the joke 'what do you say to a woman with two black eyes.... nothing. You've told her twice already' is funny, but I've never given a woman two black eyes.