Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
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MartG said:
Flashback to the 70s TV show 'The Comedians'very old joke said:
The Three Legged Chicken
A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!
The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"
A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.
Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did too! They were now moving along the road at 45 mph!
The man in the car sped up again, to his surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him at 60 mph!!!
Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse. The man followed the chicken to the house and saw a man in the yard with dozens of three legged chickens. The man in the car called out to the farmer "How did you get all these three legged chickens?"
The farmer replied, "I breed 'em. Ya see it's me, my wife and my son living here and we all like to eat the chicken leg. Since a chicken only has two legs, I started breeding this three legged variety so we could all eat our favorite piece."
"That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they taste?"
"Don't rightly know, I ain't caught one yet!"
RammyMP said:
juice said:
Good one!Emptying the little paper circles from the hole punch into air vents and setting the fan to max for a snowstorm start up.
Escalation to tuning the radio into Classic FM, leaving the volume on full and fingers crossed for some rousing classical overture on startup, which worked out perfectly with said individual almost hitting the headlining jumping in his seat.
Seventeen air fresheners in a car whilst the owner was away to keep it nice and fresh ready for their return, it was eye watering...
And the highlight to date - the brake light penis! A subtly disguised piece of phallic-shaped red gaffer tape stuck onto the long, thin central brake light lens, revealing a fine cock and balls shadow whenever braking! It was on for months
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