Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[nonsequitur]

smn159 said:

Do you ever look at previews of your posts and think, "Hmmm... this is not very funny and actually adds nothing to the joke"?

Just curious.

Previews?

[DoubleD]

nonsequitur said:

Two on the bounce. Some sort of prize, surely.

Quality not quantity nonse

[nonsequitur]

DoubleD said:

nonsequitur said:

Two on the bounce. Some sort of prize, surely.

Quality not quantity nonse

My old geography teacher used to say that to me, but nonseq was far in the future.

[White Stiletto]

nonsequitur said:

DoubleD said:

nonsequitur said:

Two on the bounce. Some sort of prize, surely.

Quality not quantity nonse

My old geography teacher used to say that to me, but nonseq was far in the future.

Streets ahead, probably

[irocfan]

Danish scifi readers know where to look...

[motco]

irocfan said:

Danish scifi readers know where to look...

That's probably 'vagina dentata'

[JuniorD]

illmonkey said:

Adverts are targeted using your browsing history

Tight fitting Tartan onesies with a fart flap? I’d love to know what in my browsing history led to that!

[Legacywr]

[illmonkey]

Removing skid marks after being rear ended in cold Scotland?

[irocfan]

Legacywr said:

classy, very classy

[RammyMP]

JuniorD said:

illmonkey said:

Adverts are targeted using your browsing history

Tight fitting Tartan onesies with a fart flap? I’d love to know what in my browsing history led to that!

Whatever it is, I’ve been looking at the same sites. I contemplated getting one for the wife but it might make for a frosty Christmas!

[CanAm]

RammyMP said:

JuniorD said:

illmonkey said:

Adverts are targeted using your browsing history

Tight fitting Tartan onesies with a fart flap? I’d love to know what in my browsing history led to that!

Whatever it is, I’ve been looking at the same sites. I contemplated getting one for the wife but it might make for a frosty Christmas!

Me too.

[Roofless Toothless]

I’m not sniggering but I certainly have been giggling since last week over a story that the childrens’ book illustrator Helen Oxenberry told on last week’s Desert Island Discs.

She had gone to see a performance of Fidelio at Glyndebourne and two rows in front of her she noticed a chap who was struggling to fight back a sneeze. Of course the moment of crisis came exactly at a very quiet part of the music, and the poor chap made a superhuman effort to suppress the sneeze, only to find the accumulation of pressure caused him to squeeze out a colossal fart that ricocheted off all walls of the auditorium, causing more disruption than a mere sneeze ever could have done.

I have been giggling ever since.

[nonsequitur]

General George Smiley said:

This poor dog got sad eyes once he noticed nonsequitor had posted

Shih Tzu.

(Is another K9 breed).

[rolando]

I know that businesses are having to diversify but I was only going to book an eye test.

[jet_noise]

nonsequitur said:

General George Smiley said:

This poor dog got sad eyes once he noticed nonsequitor had posted

Shih Tzu.

(Is another K9 breed).

I thought it was a zoo with nowt in it but one dog.

[MartG]

Epic trolling ( sorry it's a Facebook link, I can't find the video anywhere else )

https://www.facebook.com/messenger_media/?thread_i...

[RC1807]

MartG said:

Genius.
Genuine lol from me.

[Jonboy_t]

It does WHAT?!?!

[irocfan]