If PistonHeads was a hotel...

[FiF]

Not to mention the budget accommodations provided by Hotel Honest John, and Casa CTF.

[andy_s]

FiF said:

There would be a constant round of arguments where guest A misunderstood something from guest B, either accidentally or in some cases deliberately. Despite guest B clarifying precisely what they did say, guest A would continue to misrepresent the situation, departing from the truth increasingly and with increasing frequency. Finally guest B would lose their patience, call guest A a bad name and tell them to "eff off." The management would then throw guest B out and A would then be all smug that they had been proven correct.

This isn't true and you know it, typical sanctimonious bullst from you as usual.

[SantaBarbara]

What would the Trip Adviser comments be like?

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Boatshoes would be mandatory footwear.

[ApOrbital]

All females would take it up the oxo.

[SantaBarbara]

ApOrbital said:

All females would take it up the oxo.

Except if they were members of the LBGT groups.

[Sa Calobra]

The landing and corridor would be haunted by the ghost of a child

[Ahbefive]

To be honest this hotel sounds bit st.

[Lopey]

There will be a huge garish sign advertising the hotel as being 5 star when in fact it only scrapes together 2 stars.

[ApOrbital]

Ahbefive said:

To be honest this hotel sounds bit st.

I like it you want to see the perimeter fence very high tech.

[kowalski655]

Some people have been guests for more than 10 years, but have only said 3 words in that time

[pixelatedJH]

AW111 said:

The hotel would have an on-site 2nd hand car dealership, but it would be so hard to deal with that no-one would actually use it.

You'd want to buy the quite tasty looking old Jag up for under a grand on the forecourt, but there is a queue out the front door of people shouting something about 'reject' and 'not fit for purpose'.

[Benni]

There would be a big formal dinner event before christmas......oh, wait....

[FiF]

The hotel would have a big promotional raffle to win a prize sports car and... errr...

[Nickbrapp]

All the CCTV would be avaliable on a app to every customer so they can check up on what people are doing and if they are using credit cards that don’t accrue air miles and then throw any one that doesn’t out the window ( they can fly from all the red bull)

[Silverbullet767]

The concierge wears extremely tight white jeans and for some reason is wearing a large cowboy hat.

The hotel staff will answer any question with simply 'MX5'

All suites will be fully booked, and the other rooms empty all year because no one would rightly stay in the 'common' rooms.

The free coach from the car park to the hotel is never used, because that's only for poor people.

[Sa Calobra]

You'd hand over your car to the specialist car storage parking attendant and he'd sell it and move to Dubai

[kowalski655]

Only NetFlix & Amazon are on the room's TVs, as no one watches normal TV anymore
Decor in the entrance lobby

...and all rooms

Edited by kowalski655 on Thursday 26th October 09:53

[fido]

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Or was that the EU? [baity bait ..]

[Halmyre]

If you were looking for something elsewhere in the hotel you'd get lots of confusing suggestions but never the one you were looking for.

Hotel rooms are named after cars. Trouble brews when it is claimed that the deluxe version of the BMW room (the M suite) is exactly the same but for the fittings being painted with red and blue stripes.