If PistonHeads was a hotel...

[Baldinho]

The lift to the BMW rooms will have been chipped

Regular fights at check out when you want to pay your bill in cash but other guests saying you should pay for it over 4 years on PCP

Harry Flashman will have refurbed his room overnight

Eric whassisname will have nearly bumped into someone ten feet away in reception and put it on YouTube

[pixelatedJH]

SantaBarbara said:

Keyless entry to all the BMW homed rooms

The BMW rooms can be entered in 10 seconds flat by anyone who wishes armed with just an eBay code reader.

[lucido grigio]

Baldinho said:

Eric whassisname will have nearly bumped into someone ten feet away in reception and put it on YouTube

And boring the barman talking about his Spec B.

[kowalski655]

Baldinho said:

Harry Flashman will have refurbed his room overnight
YouTube

Wake up one morning and there will be a swimming pool where the rose bushes were last night

[Johnnytheboy]

The TV in the bar would be permanently tuned to Top Gear.

Everyone would be going on about how st it was.

But they would all still be watching it.