Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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A woman is running for a bus as it pulls away from the stop. She keeps running after it though, up hills, down avenues, through puddles, all the way to the next stop.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
Jonboy_t said:
A woman is running for a bus as it pulls away from the stop. She keeps running after it though, up hills, down avenues, through puddles, all the way to the next stop.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
MartG said:
Jonboy_t said:
A woman is running for a bus as it pulls away from the stop. She keeps running after it though, up hills, down avenues, through puddles, all the way to the next stop.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
B'stard Child said:
Sticks. said:
Vipers said:
Guy bought new Ford Focus.
Pal says "What do you call it"
He says "Clitoris"
Pal says "Why"
He says " Because every
s got one"
When I first heard that joke it was a red XR3i. Not that it's old or anything Pal says "What do you call it"
He says "Clitoris"
Pal says "Why"
He says " Because every
s got one"
Closely followed by the hedgehog alternative
I remember it when it was Mk2 Escorts
Jonboy_t said:
A woman is running for a bus as it pulls away from the stop. She keeps running after it though, up hills, down avenues, through puddles, all the way to the next stop.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
Oooooohhh! I know some people who'd go mad if I put that on FB!When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
Dracoro said:
john2443 said:
Oooooohhh! I know some people who'd go mad if I put that on FB!
And did they? 
'I'm thinking of making a rabbit casserole. Which do yu think would be cheaper, the butcher's or a pet shop?'.
Or if there's someone at work you want to upset. Post a notice on the notice board,
Kittens, kittens, kittens!
If you don't want them, I'll have to drown them.
Their name/ext no.
Jonboy_t said:
The world “onomatopoeia and flicking a ruler that’s hanging off a desk” championships will be held concurrently this weekend in The Dordogne.
It'll have to be good to beat last year's in North Korea. I can't remember the name of the city. Capital. Oh it's on the tip of my tongue....Jonboy_t said:
A woman is running for a bus as it pulls away from the stop. She keeps running after it though, up hills, down avenues, through puddles, all the way to the next stop.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
Well I have read all the comments, and still can't see it, please explain.When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
Vipers said:
Jonboy_t said:
A woman is running for a bus as it pulls away from the stop. She keeps running after it though, up hills, down avenues, through puddles, all the way to the next stop.
When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
Well I have read all the comments, and still can't see it, please explain.When the driver opens the door, the lady stood there, sopping wet from both sweat and rainwater, panting and out of breath. The driver says “crikey love, there would have been another bus along in 10 minutes!”
“Oh”, she said between gasps for breath, “I don’t need a bus, I just had to tell you that I’m a vegan”.
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