Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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rayny said:
glenrobbo said:
Cliff is standing just to the left of the picture - those are The ShadowsYou learn something new every day...
Saw a chap walking down the road yesterday and noticed he had a custard and sponge pudding stuck in each ear.
I tapped him on the shoulder and asked why.
He said "What?"
I asked again more loudly, "Why have you got a sponge pudding in each ear?"
He said "Pardon?"
So I shouted, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPONGE PUDDING IN EACH EAR?"
He looked perplexed and said, "You'll have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf."
I tapped him on the shoulder and asked why.
He said "What?"
I asked again more loudly, "Why have you got a sponge pudding in each ear?"
He said "Pardon?"
So I shouted, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPONGE PUDDING IN EACH EAR?"
He looked perplexed and said, "You'll have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf."
CR6ZZ said:
Saw a chap walking down the road yesterday and noticed he had a custard and sponge pudding stuck in each ear.
I tapped him on the shoulder and asked why.
He said "What?"
I asked again more loudly, "Why have you got a sponge pudding in each ear?"
He said "Pardon?"
So I shouted, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPONGE PUDDING IN EACH EAR?"
He looked perplexed and said, "You'll have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf."
Methuselah called. He wants his joke back. I tapped him on the shoulder and asked why.
He said "What?"
I asked again more loudly, "Why have you got a sponge pudding in each ear?"
He said "Pardon?"
So I shouted, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPONGE PUDDING IN EACH EAR?"
He looked perplexed and said, "You'll have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf."
davhill said:
CR6ZZ said:
Saw a chap walking down the road yesterday and noticed he had a custard and sponge pudding stuck in each ear.
I tapped him on the shoulder and asked why.
He said "What?"
I asked again more loudly, "Why have you got a sponge pudding in each ear?"
He said "Pardon?"
So I shouted, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPONGE PUDDING IN EACH EAR?"
He looked perplexed and said, "You'll have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf."
Methuselah called. He wants his joke back. I tapped him on the shoulder and asked why.
He said "What?"
I asked again more loudly, "Why have you got a sponge pudding in each ear?"
He said "Pardon?"
So I shouted, "WHY DO YOU HAVE A SPONGE PUDDING IN EACH EAR?"
He looked perplexed and said, "You'll have to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf."
I said "What's that lemon doing in your ear"
He said "Well you've heard of an hearing aid, well this is a lemon aid"
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