Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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MartG said:
Prince Charles and Camilla were spending their wedding night at Windsor Castle,the Queen and Prince Phillip were also staying there.
Prince Charles is sat on his bed when Camilla comes up to him and asks"I say Charles,could one help me off with my boot,as they are so tight!!"
"Of course my dear"He replies.
After much pulling and twisting they don't manage to get it off. Camilla,then starts to howl,"Come on Charles,its soo tight and it hurts,get it over with!!!"
The Queen upon hearing this,turns to Phillip and says"See Phillip,i told you she was still a virgin!!!"
After managing to get the first boot off,Camilla shouts at Charles"Now you have do my other one and thats even tighter!!!"
Phillip looks at the Queen and with a wry grin says" See Liz,once a Navy man,always a Navy man!"
Prince Charles is sat on his bed when Camilla comes up to him and asks"I say Charles,could one help me off with my boot,as they are so tight!!"
"Of course my dear"He replies.
After much pulling and twisting they don't manage to get it off. Camilla,then starts to howl,"Come on Charles,its soo tight and it hurts,get it over with!!!"
The Queen upon hearing this,turns to Phillip and says"See Phillip,i told you she was still a virgin!!!"
After managing to get the first boot off,Camilla shouts at Charles"Now you have do my other one and thats even tighter!!!"
Phillip looks at the Queen and with a wry grin says" See Liz,once a Navy man,always a Navy man!"
A Russian, living under Stalin, was one of the party faithful. He'd worked hard, never complained and spouted the right political slogan's. He was, after 20 years of Stakhanovite labour, allowed the huge honour of being able to buy a Lada. He went to the factory with his purchase permit.
"Congratulations, Comrade. We will build the car for you in due course. You will have it in ten year's time."
"Ten years?"
"Yes, Comrade. The glorious revolution means this is the greatest car factory in the world. It will be a fine car and worth the wait."
"Will it be in the morning or afternoon?"
"It's in ten years time. Why do you care?"
"Because my new washing machine is being delivered that morning."
"Congratulations, Comrade. We will build the car for you in due course. You will have it in ten year's time."
"Ten years?"
"Yes, Comrade. The glorious revolution means this is the greatest car factory in the world. It will be a fine car and worth the wait."
"Will it be in the morning or afternoon?"
"It's in ten years time. Why do you care?"
"Because my new washing machine is being delivered that morning."
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