Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[AppleJuice]

Anal SMAX

[PixelpeepS3]

AppleJuice said:

Anal SMAX Hardcore

[Vipers]

AppleJuice said:

glenrobbo said:

Vipers said:

Before Isaac Newron invented gravity, people could fly.

Vipers,
Don't you mean Isaac Neuron? He discovered that the synapses to the flight muscles in humans were inadequate for sustained flight.

Vipers and GlenRobbo, don't you mean iSAAB? A device that shows humans how to buy a flying machine for the road.

No. . But TBH, I have absolutely no idea what iSAAB is?

Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 13th June 17:24

[AppleJuice]

Vipers said:

AppleJuice said:

glenrobbo said:

Vipers said:

Before Isaac Newron invented gravity, people could fly.

Vipers,
Don't you mean Isaac Neuron? He discovered that the synapses to the flight muscles in humans were inadequate for sustained flight.

Vipers and GlenRobbo, don't you mean iSAAB? A device that shows humans how to buy a flying machine for the road.

No. . But TBH, I have absolutely no idea what iSAAB is?

SAAB Planet said:

An owner of Saab 9-3 Aero Convertible reportedly created an Apple WatchiSaab Application to control a few functions of his Saab over a Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) connection and Arduino platform

[Vipers]

AppleJuice said:

Vipers said:

AppleJuice said:

glenrobbo said:

Vipers said:

Before Isaac Newron invented gravity, people could fly.

Vipers,
Don't you mean Isaac Neuron? He discovered that the synapses to the flight muscles in humans were inadequate for sustained flight.

Vipers and GlenRobbo, don't you mean iSAAB? A device that shows humans how to buy a flying machine for the road.

No. . But TBH, I have absolutely no idea what iSAAB is?

SAAB Planet said:

An owner of Saab 9-3 Aero Convertible reportedly created an Apple WatchiSaab Application to control a few functions of his Saab over a Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) connection and Arduino platform

Well I never, knew what ILYTTDSFATCCHOS but hadnt come across iSAAB, cheers.

[davhill]

In the 80's there was a 'coming soon' panel in the back of one of the lesser monthlies.

It said, 'Marcos 3 litre, about to be analised' (Sic). I recall hoping that the mirrors were demountable.

It's twoo.

[Vipers]

The colonel is inspecting the battalion, and notices a piece of muck on one of the soldiers tunics.

He grabs his baton, and pokes it firmly on the piece of muck and bellows out.

"SOLDIER there is a bit of st on the end of my stick"

The soldier quickly responds and says "Not my end sir".

[ADEuk]

Anal Thunderbird

[StanleyT]

Surely the Anal Tranny Vanny-Man (Transit) is the one that trumps (pardon second bum reference) them all in the Ford game?

[silverfoxcc]

AppleJuice said:

Mr Dendrite said:

Evangelion said:

Victoria Coren.

A rough ride I hear...

Oxymoronic.

Well, i would sacrifice myself in the name of science

[V8 FOU]

STO said:

Anal Corsair

Ford were having trouble selling their cars in the 70's and brought out a re hashed model called the Ford Pubic - made out of old Corsairs......

[The Dangerous Elk]

V8 FOU said:

Ford were having trouble selling their cars in the 70's and brought out a re hashed model called the Ford Pubic - made out of old Corsairs......

Same with BL, Land Rover and Allegro hybid

The AllegOver did not go down well.

Edited by The Dangerous Elk on Wednesday 13th June 20:36

[Fer]

Having said that, Peugeot and Audi are doing a joint venture selling a small van into the wild west of America. The Audi Partner is expected to be very popular.

[Caruso]

Or what about the Renault Nissan partnership that were working on F1 inspired performance version of a people carrier - the Serena Williams.

[gothatway]

Vipers said:

ILYTTDSFATCCHOS

Haven't seen that in a while, but Shirley it was ILYTTDSFATCCSH ? Comes to the same thing, I guess.

[Vipers]

Guy bought new Ford Focus.

Pal says "What do you call it"

He says "Clitoris"

Pal says "Why"

He says " Because every s got one"

[Vipers]

gothatway said:

Vipers said:

ILYTTDSFATCCHOS

Haven't seen that in a while, but Shirley it was ILYTTDSFATCCSH ? Comes to the same thing, I guess.

Same thing

[Halmyre]

The Dangerous Elk said:

V8 FOU said:

Ford were having trouble selling their cars in the 70's and brought out a re hashed model called the Ford Pubic - made out of old Corsairs......

Same with BL, Land Rover and Allegro hybid

The AllegOver did not go down well.

When DAF took over Leyland's commercial vehicle arm some years ago, employees at the Clydebank works promptly came up with the name Ley-DAF.

ADEuk said:

Anal Thunderbird

Anal Prefect. Which tells you all you need to know about prefects.

[Johnspex]

Vipers said:

gothatway said:

Vipers said:

ILYTTDSFATCCHOS

Haven't seen that in a while, but Shirley it was ILYTTDSFATCCSH ? Comes to the same thing, I guess.

Same thing

For some reason I always imagined Vipers was a bloke. It appears the name is Shirley so probably a female.



Yes, I know Sbhirley Crabtree.........

[Frimley111R]

Stop stop stop!