Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Shuvi McTupya said:
AppleJuice said:
How to shave a coconut?
Shopt it hitting the ground.
Shopt?Shopt it hitting the ground.
After a few rounds of drinks, the billionaire said "OK folks, I have a pet shark in that there pool, and if anyone who can swim the length of the pool without being caught can have my daughters hand in marriage"
A coloured chappie jumped in and swam like hell, beating the shark to the other end of the pool.
The billionarie was impressed and says "Well done sir, you may have my daughters hand in marriage"
The coloured chappie said "Sir, I dont want your daughters hand in marriage, I just want to catch the barstard who pushed me in"
Vipers said:
That picture reminds me of the billionaire who threw a party for his daughters 21st birthday present.
After a few rounds of drinks, the billionaire said "OK folks, I have a pet shark in that there pool, and if anyone who can swim the length of the pool without being caught can have my daughters hand in marriage"
A coloured chappie jumped in and swam like hell, beating the shark to the other end of the pool.
The billionarie was impressed and says "Well done sir, you may have my daughters hand in marriage"
The coloured chappie said "Sir, I dont want your daughters hand in marriage, I just want to catch the barstard who pushed me in"
After a few rounds of drinks, the billionaire said "OK folks, I have a pet shark in that there pool, and if anyone who can swim the length of the pool without being caught can have my daughters hand in marriage"
A coloured chappie jumped in and swam like hell, beating the shark to the other end of the pool.
The billionarie was impressed and says "Well done sir, you may have my daughters hand in marriage"
The coloured chappie said "Sir, I dont want your daughters hand in marriage, I just want to catch the barstard who pushed me in"
Vipers said:
That picture reminds me of the billionaire who threw a party for his daughters 21st birthday present.
After a few rounds of drinks, the billionaire said "OK folks, I have a pet shark in that there pool, and if anyone who can swim the length of the pool without being caught can have my daughters hand in marriage"
A coloured chappie jumped in and swam like hell, beating the shark to the other end of the pool.
The billionarie was impressed and says "Well done sir, you may have my daughters hand in marriage"
The coloured chappie said "Sir, I dont want your daughters hand in marriage, I just want to catch the barstard who pushed me in"
Works just as well without the racism. After a few rounds of drinks, the billionaire said "OK folks, I have a pet shark in that there pool, and if anyone who can swim the length of the pool without being caught can have my daughters hand in marriage"
A coloured chappie jumped in and swam like hell, beating the shark to the other end of the pool.
The billionarie was impressed and says "Well done sir, you may have my daughters hand in marriage"
The coloured chappie said "Sir, I dont want your daughters hand in marriage, I just want to catch the barstard who pushed me in"
Gargamel said:
Vipers said:
That picture reminds me of the billionaire who threw a party for his daughters 21st birthday present.
After a few rounds of drinks, the billionaire said "OK folks, I have a pet shark in that there pool, and if anyone who can swim the length of the pool without being caught can have my daughters hand in marriage"
A coloured chappie jumped in and swam like hell, beating the shark to the other end of the pool.
The billionarie was impressed and says "Well done sir, you may have my daughters hand in marriage"
The coloured chappie said "Sir, I dont want your daughters hand in marriage, I just want to catch the barstard who pushed me in"
Works just as well without the racism. After a few rounds of drinks, the billionaire said "OK folks, I have a pet shark in that there pool, and if anyone who can swim the length of the pool without being caught can have my daughters hand in marriage"
A coloured chappie jumped in and swam like hell, beating the shark to the other end of the pool.
The billionarie was impressed and says "Well done sir, you may have my daughters hand in marriage"
The coloured chappie said "Sir, I dont want your daughters hand in marriage, I just want to catch the barstard who pushed me in"
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