Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
Fellow walks into a pub with his giraffe. Walks to the bar and asks for a pint of Guinness and a bucket of bitter. They have another 4 or five rounds and the giraffe starts swaying. Fellow bids the barman goodbye and the giraffe attempts to follow swaying. The giraffe slowly falls in a heap along the bar and the fellow continues out of the door until the barman shouts "Oi, are you going to leave that lying there?". The fellow says "Are you stupid? It's not a lion it's a giraffe!".
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