Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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glenrobbo said:
glenrobbo said:
nonsequitur said:
Ryder Cup commentator observing some game birds on a short hole, 'we've got a partridges on a par three'. Exellent!
Tee hee. I have moved this comment to the correct "Puns" thread and I have given myself a stern warning about my conduct.
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Vipers said:
Man walking his dog through the local park sees a game of football going on.
He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
Did you make this joke up yourself? It really isn’t funny!He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
Lordbenny said:
Vipers said:
Man walking his dog through the local park sees a game of football going on.
He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
Did you make this joke up yourself? It really isn’t funny!He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
...
"Who's winning?"
"They haven't kicked off yet. The captains are still shaking hands."
Nimby said:
Lordbenny said:
Vipers said:
Man walking his dog through the local park sees a game of football going on.
He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
Did you make this joke up yourself? It really isn’t funny!He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
...
"Who's winning?"
"They haven't kicked off yet. The captains are still shaking hands."
Nimby said:
Lordbenny said:
Vipers said:
Man walking his dog through the local park sees a game of football going on.
He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
Did you make this joke up yourself? It really isn’t funny!He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
...
"Who's winning?"
"They haven't kicked off yet. The captains are still shaking hands."
Lordbenny said:
Vipers said:
Man walking his dog through the local park sees a game of football going on.
He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
Did you make this joke up yourself? It really isn’t funny!He says to one of the spectators, "Who's playing"
Spectator says "Two local Masonic lodges"
Man says "Who's winning"
Spectator says "Can't tell you, it's a secret"
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