Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[The Dangerous Elk]

Evangelion said:

I'm shattered right now. I just spent the entire day restringing all my violins.



It took a lot of guts.

Black market supplier ?, I hear there is quite a racket in it stringing out the prices. Two guys were in court yesterday.

[silverfoxcc]

Was it for not making a net profit,but they were let off as they had an advantage

[The Dangerous Elk]

silverfoxcc said:

Was it for not making a net profit,but they were let off as they had an advantage

Ok love , if you say so and as you have the advantage I will let it go until 15:30 then I will smash your balls in return.

[rayny]

Evangelion said:

I'm shattered right now. I just spent the entire day restringing all my violins.



It took a lot of guts.

Now that was good - everything that followed was Crap - Please note the capital C.

[glenrobbo]

rayny said:

Evangelion said:

I'm shattered right now. I just spent the entire day restringing all my violins.



It took a lot of guts.

Now that was good - everything that followed was Crap - Please note the capital C.

I think it's awful that people on here spend so much time on the fiddle.

This joke thread is going down the pun.

[schmunk]

glenrobbo said:

rayny said:

Evangelion said:

I'm shattered right now. I just spent the entire day restringing all my violins.



It took a lot of guts.

Now that was good - everything that followed was Crap - Please note the capital C.

I think it's awful that people on here spend so much time on the fiddle.

This joke thread is going down the pun.

I've taken the time to study various puns on this thread, and these are the worst.

[tribalsurfer]

schmunk said:

glenrobbo said:

rayny said:

Evangelion said:

I'm shattered right now. I just spent the entire day restringing all my violins.



It took a lot of guts.

Now that was good - everything that followed was Crap - Please note the capital C.

I think it's awful that people on here spend so much time on the fiddle.

This joke thread is going down the pun.

I've taken the time to study various puns on this thread, and these are the worst.

No the joke about the German sausage was the wurst.

[motco]

tribalsurfer said:

schmunk said:

glenrobbo said:

rayny said:

Evangelion said:

I'm shattered right now. I just spent the entire day restringing all my violins.



It took a lot of guts.

Now that was good - everything that followed was Crap - Please note the capital C.

I think it's awful that people on here spend so much time on the fiddle.

This joke thread is going down the pun.

I've taken the time to study various puns on this thread, and these are the worst.

No the joke about the German sausage was the wurst.

This thread goes from bad to wurst

[Usget]

Monkeylegend said:

If ever a joke called for "And that's when the fight started"....................

Also they didn't take an Inuit.

What do you call a chavvy eskimo?

An inuinnit

[Monkeylegend]

Usget said:

Monkeylegend said:

If ever a joke called for "And that's when the fight started"....................

Also they didn't take an Inuit.

What do you call a chavvy eskimo?

An inuinnit

[AW111]

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?


Hot Cross Bunnies.

[Vipers]

Stolen from FB.

Never eat a cucumber from a single girls fridge.

[schmunk]

Vipers said:

Stolen from FB.

NeverAlways eat a cucumber from a single girls fridge.

[illmonkey]

schmunk said:

Vipers said:

Stolen from FB.

NeverAlways eat a cucumber from a single girls fridge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIXX0c01kCA

[davhill]

Down and out said:

Before the iron age..

Everything was creased.

Does this mean that before the bronze age, everybody was really pale?

[Vaud]

illmonkey said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIXX0c01kCA

Brilliant!

[Halmyre]

schmunk said:

Vipers said:

Stolen from FB.

NeverAlways eat a cucumber from a single girls fridge.

Quite. OTOH if invited to tea at Julian Clary's I'd pass on the cucumber sandwiches.

[silverfoxcc]

rayny said:

Evangelion said:

I'm shattered right now. I just spent the entire day restringing all my violins.



It took a lot of guts.

Now that was good - everything that followed was Crap - Please note the capital C.

Well done lad...Take a bow

[Vipers]

illmonkey said:

schmunk said:

Vipers said:

Stolen from FB.

NeverAlways eat a cucumber from a single girls fridge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIXX0c01kCA

Good find

[The Dangerous Elk]

I have been trying to think of a joke about amputees, at the moment I am just stumped.