Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
The Dangerous Elk said:
I have been trying to think of a joke about amputees, at the moment I am just stumped.
Then you obviously never heard the song that Paul McCartney wrote for Heather Mills while he was married to her:We sat there on the grassy bank
My hands were all a-quiver.
I undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
K12beano said:
Vipers said:
I'me self employed, if you see me talking to myself, don't worry, I'me having a staff meeting.
I'm my company's Managing Director, Finance Director, Secretary and Tea Boy........you should hear the double entendres each morning when I ask myself if it's time for a round of coffees.........
james-witton said:
Don1 said:
When Paul McCartney had gone through his painful divorce, he had an interview and was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.
He replied "her name's Heather...."
Apparently to get over their divorce she went island hopping in Greece. He replied "her name's Heather...."
PixelpeepS3 said:
james-witton said:
Don1 said:
When Paul McCartney had gone through his painful divorce, he had an interview and was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.
He replied "her name's Heather...."
Apparently to get over their divorce she went island hopping in Greece. He replied "her name's Heather...."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jBlE5F7r8I
PixelpeepS3 said:
james-witton said:
Don1 said:
When Paul McCartney had gone through his painful divorce, he had an interview and was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.
He replied "her name's Heather...."
Apparently to get over their divorce she went island hopping in Greece. He replied "her name's Heather...."
Vipers said:
PixelpeepS3 said:
james-witton said:
Don1 said:
When Paul McCartney had gone through his painful divorce, he had an interview and was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.
He replied "her name's Heather...."
Apparently to get over their divorce she went island hopping in Greece. He replied "her name's Heather...."
Spydaman said:
Vipers said:
PixelpeepS3 said:
james-witton said:
Don1 said:
When Paul McCartney had gone through his painful divorce, he had an interview and was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again.
He replied "her name's Heather...."
Apparently to get over their divorce she went island hopping in Greece. He replied "her name's Heather...."
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