Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
Doofus said:
glenrobbo said:
The NHS should be ashamed!That's not a real Zimmer frame!
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Birthdays are good for you.
Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
I am living proof that this is fact. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Even though the local authorities make my life as complicated and awkward as possible:
Vipers said:
Birthdays are good for you.
Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Very good. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Giving up drinking, eating unhealthy food and partying doesn't actually make you live any longer.
It just feels like it.
Why do married men die younger?
Because they want to.
Shuvi McTupya said:
CRA1G said:
It's a shame you can't see the full picture with the toddlers mother screening "Come back you filthy dirty pervert"....
Some sicko's will bend over sideways to get their hands on a kid.They are uncalled for and they are not funny either. This is supposed to be a joke thread.
Alas the omission of, and inaccurate use of apostrophes, highlighted in bold, is quite appalling.
And "screening"? What's that all about?
I have no alternative but to impose detention and extra homework on both of you.
Now put on these dunces' hats and gimp masks and bend over...
Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 20th January 00:35
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