Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
Trophy Husband said:
A Buddhist monk went into a burger joint and said "Make me one with everything".
Good joke. Butit should be a hot dog stand. A buddist goes tot a hot dog stall and says, " can you make me one with everything?"
He is given a Hot Dog and gives the vendor a $20 note.
Where is my change ? the buddhist asks
''Change must come from within'" says the vendor.
Tindle said:
Got really cross when someone fired a toy gun right in my face and a flag came out of the barrel with ” ngab “ on it
I said “ That’s bang out of order ! “
Ah, Tim Vine I said “ That’s bang out of order ! “
"I bought a train ticket and the driver said "Eurostar" I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin? Still, at least it's comfortable on Eurostar, it's murder on the Orient Express... "
gowmonster said:
it's the sean connery joke thread, not the tim vine joke thread....
Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes
I keep telling them all that there's a separate thread for puns, but do they listen? Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes
Never mind, here's one:
Q: What's a 72?
A: A 69 with three people watching...
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