Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
ColinM50 said:
Geoffrey 321 said:
john2443 said:
I checked in to a cheap hotel at the weekend, the receptionist said 'Have you got a good memory for faces?'
I said 'Yes'
He said 'That's good, there's no mirror in the bathroom'
I said 'Yes'
He said 'That's good, there's no mirror in the bathroom'
nonsequitur said:
ColinM50 said:
Geoffrey 321 said:
john2443 said:
I checked in to a cheap hotel at the weekend, the receptionist said 'Have you got a good memory for faces?'
I said 'Yes'
He said 'That's good, there's no mirror in the bathroom'
I said 'Yes'
He said 'That's good, there's no mirror in the bathroom'
Halmyre said:
Vipers said:
silverfoxcc said:
A new pie shop has just started business near us
It is open 22/7
You talk with forked tongue, I went down there and it was shut, didn't open till 3.14It is open 22/7
gothatway said:
Halmyre said:
Vipers said:
silverfoxcc said:
A new pie shop has just started business near us
It is open 22/7
You talk with forked tongue, I went down there and it was shut, didn't open till 3.14It is open 22/7
Pie? Crust almighty. it isn't like i had a beef about it, it was just filling time
silverfoxcc said:
gothatway said:
Halmyre said:
Vipers said:
silverfoxcc said:
A new pie shop has just started business near us
It is open 22/7
You talk with forked tongue, I went down there and it was shut, didn't open till 3.14It is open 22/7
Pie? Crust almighty. it isn't like i had a beef about it, it was just filling time
Not really a joke but worth putting on here
Just got back from a very nice steakhouse type restaurant
A foursome came in and one of the girls had a face like she really wished she was somewhere else.
Anyway orders ere being taken and when the waiter looked at her she said
'I am a vegan,What can i get?'
The waiter didnt falter and replied
'A Taxi?'
Nearly choked on my dessert
Just got back from a very nice steakhouse type restaurant
A foursome came in and one of the girls had a face like she really wished she was somewhere else.
Anyway orders ere being taken and when the waiter looked at her she said
'I am a vegan,What can i get?'
The waiter didnt falter and replied
'A Taxi?'
Nearly choked on my dessert
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