Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
Discussion
AstonZagato said:
The Frankie Boyle line was "Yes, there is a Vegan option. You can fk off."
I like Frankie, oh and see that the grass eaters are up in arms that the EU my ban the words sausages and burgers from their description of the st they eat.It is being proposed that the words Disc and Tube be substituted
Veggie disc LMFAO
silverfoxcc said:
I like Frankie, oh and see that the grass eaters are up in arms that the EU my ban the words sausages and burgers from their description of the st they eat.
It is being proposed that the words Disc and Tube be substituted
Veggie disc LMFAO
Sausages and burgers can be pretty much anything so let them have their veggie options. The Vegetablist bacon and chicken breasts can fk off though!It is being proposed that the words Disc and Tube be substituted
Veggie disc LMFAO
Vipers said:
I put an old fridge on my driveway with a sign saying "Bought a new one, this one still works fine, if you want it, you can take it, it's free"
It was there for a week so I changed the sign to read "Works fine £20"
That night someone nicked it.
I can believe it, an old girlfriend was trying to give away a piece of st old caravan but no one would take it. We towed it to a local lay-by and put a for sale sign with her phone number on it. It wasn't there for long.It was there for a week so I changed the sign to read "Works fine £20"
That night someone nicked it.
People don't like charity i guess
My gay mate went to the library the other week and complained that the book he got out wasn't about gay love affairs.
I looked at the title and it was
The Romance of the Hebrides
The following were taken from another source
I went to see the film Dunkirk. Turns out is isnt a biopic about William Shatner
I tell you what catches my eye......short people with umbrellas
Watching the tele the other night and the announcer said there is a documentary about the clitoris on the red button.... i couldn't find it
Last Xmas i asked my DiL waht my granddaugher would like, she said she like Frozen things....so we got her some oven chips and peas
At Nando's do you know what they called the area between the front and back doors?....The peri-perineum
Next door neighbour has had a penis extension,..... makes his house look weird
Walked past a sex shop the other day, there was an Ad i the window that said Dildo 12 inches long and realistic...so which is it?
In our psychology course we had a section on Pavlov, and his dogs , i thought what a waste of time.. then the bell went and we all went to lunch
When i was younger i thought PPI is what you got if you went swimming without goggles
My girlfriends dog died...to cheer her up i got her an identical one...Now what am i going to do with two dead dogs?
Saw an advert for a sperm donors by post...I came in a jiffy
I looked at the title and it was
The Romance of the Hebrides
The following were taken from another source
I went to see the film Dunkirk. Turns out is isnt a biopic about William Shatner
I tell you what catches my eye......short people with umbrellas
Watching the tele the other night and the announcer said there is a documentary about the clitoris on the red button.... i couldn't find it
Last Xmas i asked my DiL waht my granddaugher would like, she said she like Frozen things....so we got her some oven chips and peas
At Nando's do you know what they called the area between the front and back doors?....The peri-perineum
Next door neighbour has had a penis extension,..... makes his house look weird
Walked past a sex shop the other day, there was an Ad i the window that said Dildo 12 inches long and realistic...so which is it?
In our psychology course we had a section on Pavlov, and his dogs , i thought what a waste of time.. then the bell went and we all went to lunch
When i was younger i thought PPI is what you got if you went swimming without goggles
My girlfriends dog died...to cheer her up i got her an identical one...Now what am i going to do with two dead dogs?
Saw an advert for a sperm donors by post...I came in a jiffy
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