Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[kowalski655]

What's a coward?
Moooooo

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its bill withers

Edited by kowalski655 on Friday 26th April 15:46

[Kenty]

I've waited my entire life for this moment.

[RJO]

Kenty said:

I've waited my entire life for this moment.

Why?

[evil len]

... did ...

[paua]

the

[CRA1G]

To get to the other side....

[Stuart70]

Chicken

[paua]

cross

[Vaud]

The potato

[fathomfive]

Vaud said:

The potato

Is sad.

[Monkeylegend]

Kenty said:

I've waited my entire life for this moment.

That might just be a suicidal chicken who is going to stop in the middle and sit and wait for fate to play it's hand,or it might have got halfway and has just turned round to back from whence it came.

We have no way of knowing, but either way we still don't know why.

[ApOrbital]

We have them nutters in pickering have to slow down to let them cross the road,they even got a mention on the radio.

[Monkeylegend]

There's a roundabout on the A134 between Ditchingham and Bungay called the chicken roundabout.

It used to be inhabited by feral chickens. There have been attempts to move them, not sure if they are still there.

[Skyedriver]

Monkeylegend said:

Kenty said:

I've waited my entire life for this moment.

That might just be a suicidal chicken who is going to stop in the middle and sit and wait for fate to play it's hand,or it might have got halfway and has just turned round to back from whence it came.

We have no way of knowing, but either way we still don't know why.

Just wondering, was there an egg before it or after it? Could solve a major life question.

[The Li-ion King]

ApOrbital said:

We have them nutters in pickering have to slow down to let them cross the road,they even got a mention on the radio.

I'd chicken out from hitting one so I'd slow down too

[Down and out]

Just been playing frisbee with the dog, bloody hopeless, need a flatter dog.

[Stuart70]

Monkeylegend said:

That might just be a suicidal chicken who is going to stop in the middle and sit and wait for fate to play it's hand,or it might have got halfway and has just turned round to back from whence it came.

We have no way of knowing, but either way we still don't know why.

Schrodinger’s chicken

[Evangelion]

The feral chicken reference reminds me of one of my schoolmates, who had the whole class rolling on the floor in a French lesson, when faced with a menu. One of the items on it was 'canard sauvage.'

His translation? "Savage duck."

[Monkeylegend]

Stuart70 said:

Monkeylegend said:

That might just be a suicidal chicken who is going to stop in the middle and sit and wait for fate to play it's hand,or it might have got halfway and has just turned round to back from whence it came.

We have no way of knowing, but either way we still don't know why.

Schrodinger’s chicken

I have just googled his cat, every day is a learning day

[cookmysock]

Monkeylegend said:

Kenty said:

I've waited my entire life for this moment.

That might just be a suicidal chicken who is going to stop in the middle and sit and wait for fate to play it's hand,or it might have got halfway and has just turned round to back from whence it came.

We have no way of knowing, but either way we still don't know why.

please - think of the chickens...