Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Oldandslow said:
silverfoxcc said:
Picked up a Kosher cook book yesterday
recipe for Jewish omelette
First..... borrow three eggs
Jesus, one from the Bernard Manning joke book.recipe for Jewish omelette
First..... borrow three eggs
Fella with no arms and no legs swimming the channel........ caught cramp in his ears.
Jewish Kamikaze pilot............ crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard....
A homeless guy saw a pretty woman standing on the railing of a bridge determined to kill herself. Immediately he saw his chance, walked up to her and asked
"Lady, before ending your life would you consider doing me a favor and have sex with me?“
Disgusted and crying the woman replied "No of course not you pervert!“
"Fair enough“ the homeless replied "I‘ll wait at the bottom then.“
"Lady, before ending your life would you consider doing me a favor and have sex with me?“
Disgusted and crying the woman replied "No of course not you pervert!“
"Fair enough“ the homeless replied "I‘ll wait at the bottom then.“
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